The next best thing you can do is the wrong thing.

#faefa338 / read by VIVEK-96

We could take the *bus*. Then we could see the country.

#f6f4963a / read by Nilima-98

He comes here to Brazil to take advantage of our bounty and of our poverty.

#ee9b1f61 / read by Nilima-98

You know, with doctors who operate instead of amputate?

#deaab4ce / read by Nilima-98

And now, for our insides.

#db13296c / read by VIVEK-96

If he dies, how do we get back?

#db0df59a / read by VIVEK-96

So if I were you, I'd just run.

#da7bef40 / read by VIVEK-96

What they do not say, what they completely neglect to mention is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry mob which is not my idea of a fun vacation at all.

#d7be8df6 / read by Nilima-98

So, how does rank on your other trips?

#d746a2b8 / read by VIVEK-96

This song is so *nasty*.

#cf5bf6c0 / read by VIVEK-96

Why? Because I like girls.

#cb88c799 / read by VIVEK-96

Well, we had a pretty tough time in Cambodia.

#c786df20 / read by Nilima-98

I'm doing this for a good reason.

#bd6dea85 / read by VIVEK-96

At least we had that hash.

#b6c153ae / read by VIVEK-96

But they don't travel well.

#b030c95a / read by VIVEK-96

And I like beaches and drinking.

#ad463408 / read by VIVEK-96

Are you having fun?

#9dc95e2a / read by VIVEK-96

What are they saying?

#94917dad / read by VIVEK-96

Did you know that in America there is a seven-year wait for a healty kidney? And in Europe it's worse.

#831f19ff / read by Nilima-98

The Rastafarian.

#7a8b52ee / read by VIVEK-96

Oh, what is this place doing here?

#789756a1 / read by VIVEK-96

This is stupid. Why don't we just take the bus?

#7525e6a8 / read by Nilima-98

After the last few days, right at the bottom. You?

#71acd0cc / read by Nilima-98

Am I the only one having a problem with this?

#6a84623b / read by Musaib-53

And when they say 'Come to Brazil,' they say 'Come to Brazil!

#65cd972c / read by Musaib-53

But I thought you liked me, no?

#5fceacff / read by VIVEK-96

He's not gonna die.

#5ea8ffd2 / read by Wilma-81

So if a rich gringo needs a kidney, what does he do?

#5d7fa433 / read by Musaib-53

We've got girls and beaches and drinking!'

#5712c26d / read by VIVEK-96

I just keep thinking about how far we must be from a hospital.

#54a9069f / read by Nilima-98

I've found a way for you to give back...

#5451a141 / read by Musaib-53

Yeah, and those Dutch girls.

#4903294c / read by VIVEK-96

In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing.

#465cf60c / read by Nilima-98

The whole history of our country is taking you from us and our land, rubber, sugar, gold.

#3bb750f5 / read by Nilima-98

You want to come back with me to London?

#352dc2c0 / read by VIVEK-96

Oh, God, you really are an angel.

#32e159ca / read by Musaib-53

Don't take this personal, okay?

#2ed0b9b8 / read by Nilima-98

Well, I thought that's why we came here, to experience new things.

#25998fa1 / read by Nilima-98

I knew he was dodgy.

#258f2462 / read by Saikumar-90

Why's my luggage always the last to come out?

#23f3a103 / read by Musaib-53

If it makes you feel any better, please know that I'm doing this for a good cause.

#1f24ca26 / read by Nilima-98

Wait and get sick like the rest of us? No.

#1db0e4d2 / read by Musaib-53

I'd take your hearts too, your corneas - even the skin from your lily-white asses.

#18593acd / read by Musaib-53

And you know what? I *did* want to come to Brazil.

#137bc4ad / read by Musaib-53

But the worst thing you can do is nothing.

#02b78008 / read by Nilima-98