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Peanut Blart and jelly!

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Safety never takes a holiday.

#ecfebdad / read by Saradha-18

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Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass.

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Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.

#dc29cd0f / read by Saradha-18

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Okay, next question. 'Tell me about yourself.'

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No one wins with a headbutt.

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What are you trained to do? Nothing...

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When are you gonna give up, Blart?

#c5813be0 / read by Brinda-85

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Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best.

#b22ed998 / read by Asfiya-41

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I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

#a6705dbc / read by Asfiya-41

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I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out.

#9eb6b004 / read by Saradha-18

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You and what army?

#88ac226c / read by Asfiya-41

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Remember me? I set you on fire at the pancake festival.

#84a2f415 / read by Asfiya-41

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Alright you have all completed the written exam, however, you must now pass the obsticle coarse to be admitted into the training program.

#731b2ba4 / read by Saradha-18

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How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of 'NE' and 'VER'!

#72597853 / read by Nitin-33

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If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.

#6723b963 / read by Asfiya-41

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Let me stop you right there.

#5da43f89 / read by Nitin-33

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That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.

#59767723 / read by VIVEK-96

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What's wrong with that?

#54e6cb3b / read by VIVEK-96

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This lemonade is insane!

#2ec7d062 / read by Shriram-60

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. One thing I know is Paul Blart is not a badass.

#2e05950f / read by Nitin-33

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It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself.

#2796ff71 / read by Nitin-33

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And remember: Survive this and you are on front lines of keeping New Jersey safe.

#26b9474d / read by Nitin-33

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Yeah... I don't drink.

#24ea2c27 / read by Teja-84

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Scuba-dooby-doo!

#2181e74b / read by Shriram-60

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Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

#1f21792a / read by Chethan-21

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That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.

#042d427b / read by Megha-04

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