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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975

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You all crazy?

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But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

#fc542170 / read by Akanksha-14

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I'm doin' the same fuckin' thing your doin'- hidin'!

#f7d4239e / NSFW / read by Anagha-10

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Leave me alone! I'm not bothering you! What bullshit?

#f7c16660 / read by Shriram-60

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It's easier than you think, Chief.

#ed1ad24d / read by Shriram-60

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Look, play the game, and knock off the bullshit.

#eb226739 / read by Shriram-60

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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.

#e1e6023c / NSFW / read by Teja-84

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Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!

#e11d6ddd / NSFW / read by Teja-84

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I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.

#e10fa909 / read by Teja-84

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Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and you don't have the guts just to walk out?

#e0ed4d9b / read by VIVEK-96

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Now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on *right now*!

#dff3fdb4 / read by Shriram-60

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I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.

#dfdd984a / read by Teja-84

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That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny.

#d3af694c / read by Shriram-60

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Where the fuck is he, why doesn't he answer her?

#d39a4dda / NSFW / read by Shriram-60

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You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.

#d2d528a3 / read by Teja-84

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Why don't ya shut your goddamn mouth and play some music.

#d005eb25 / read by VIVEK-96

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Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you.

#ce660e52 / read by VIVEK-96

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Uh... it's the same as 'don't wash your dirty underwear in public.'

#caecba3d / read by VIVEK-96

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The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

#c7ac38de / read by Shriram-60

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Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendleton or we send him up to Disturbed, it's just one more way of passing on our problem to somebody else.

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Turkle what the fuck are you doing in here? Go out and talk to her.

#c4fb28ae / NSFW / read by VIVEK-96

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Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?

#c0b3a278 / read by Akanksha-14

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Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!

#bf7d70b2 / read by Shriram-60

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We're just having a little party.

#be5dff89 / read by Shriram-60

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They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot!

#bddef971 / read by VIVEK-96

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I think he's dangerous. He's not crazy... but he's dangerous.

#bb2d7daf / read by Shriram-60

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What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not!

#b4064c79 / read by Akanksha-14

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What are we doing in here, Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doing in this fucking place? Let's get out of here. Out.

#aae7fb60 / NSFW / read by Akanksha-14

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I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships.

#a9341d24 / read by Nikhil-91

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Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

#a4e6fbd3 / NSFW / read by Nikhil-91

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I don't think he's overly psychotic, but, I still think he's quite sick.

#a000b5e8 / read by Shriram-60

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Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill.

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I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way... You're coming with me.

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If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.

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Well, that sort of has always meant, is, uh, it's hard for something to grow on something that's moving.

#98bfae19 / read by Teja-84

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I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.

#96450d04 / read by Teja-84

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I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?

#96239689 / read by VIVEK-96

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If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?

#9343d086 / read by Teja-84

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Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?

#8dfe892b / read by Shriram-60

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The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking.

#8a431479 / read by VIVEK-96

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This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?

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Have you ever heard of the old saying 'a rolling stone gathers no moss?'

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If... if Billy doesn't feel like talking... I mean, why are you pressing him? Why can't we go on to some new business?

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That's right, Martini, and what are we gonna do with these little fishes?

#842cddb5 / read by Shriram-60

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All we need's one vote. Just one vote. Just your one vote!

#8426dc35 / read by Nikhil-91

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My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him.

#83fbc813 / read by Shriram-60

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I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody.

#820d6d12 / read by Shriram-60

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I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

#7f692dea / read by Shriram-60

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Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.

#7dbf7676 / read by Jeet-66

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Is there anybody that you have on your staff, that could relate to him? Maybe understand him? Help him out with some of these problems?

#7db9d8c9 / read by Rina-99

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But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

#7c7ab302 / read by Nikhil-91

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Mr. McMurphy, the meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

#7ae1c66d / read by Rina-99

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Jump up in the air and stuff that son of a bitch in there, Chief!

#7ad19b6a / NSFW / read by Shriram-60

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Medication time. Medication time.

#78f384dc / read by Shriram-60

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What are you talking about? I *am* playing the game.

#77893205 / read by Shriram-60

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Canada. We'll be there before these sonofabitches know what hit 'em. Listen to Randall on this one.

#75d88164 / NSFW / read by Akanksha-14

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Which one of you nuts has got any guts?

#711a8070 / read by Jeet-66

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Goddamn it Chief, you're about as big as a damn mountain!

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Now jump up there and put the ball in the basket.

#6544d3c7 / read by Jeet-66

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For you, maybe. You're a lot bigger than me.

#5da80df3 / read by Jeet-66

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_And every time he puts_ the bottle to his mouth, he didn't suck out of it, it sucked out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.

#58adea94 / read by VIVEK-96

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I bet a nickel.

#5776b3ca / read by Jeet-66

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Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.

#55d999ea / NSFW / read by VIVEK-96

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You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman!

#54422984 / read by VIVEK-96

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The funny thing is that the person that he's the closest to is the one he dislikes the most.

#4dd9cd36 / read by VIVEK-96

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Does that mean something to you?

#473d4bce / read by Shriram-60

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You know, we don't like to do that. So I'd like to keep him on the ward. I think we can help him.

#3fb5ad2c / read by Teja-84

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I'm not getting upset, Nurse Pilbow. I just don't want anyone to slip me salt peter!

#3c36f4b4 / read by VIVEK-96

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Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain.

#3993ff10 / read by Jeet-66

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No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

#36add893 / read by Teja-84

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But I don't think that he would like it.

#35e717b1 / read by Jeet-66

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Oh shit, the supervisor!

#338a2e0b / read by Jeet-66

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Where do you suppose she lives?

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I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you.

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In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

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Just raise your hand up and your buddies can watch the baseball game.

#295d3a67 / read by Shriram-60

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The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

#1bbeb3a4 / read by VIVEK-96

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Miss Ratched, I'd like to ask a question please.

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Ain't this a bitch! McMurphy, what the hell you tryin' to do, get my ass fist-fired?

#161cee95 / NSFW / read by Akanksha-14

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This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.

#160f15f4 / read by Akanksha-14

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Take a rest, Chief.

#0f2d4338 / read by Jeet-66

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Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now! You're not gonna say that now! You're gonna pull that hen house shit?

#0e46466a / read by Akanksha-14

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Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.

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Your hand is staining my window.

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I can't take it no more. I gotta get outta here.

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