Ocean's Eleven 2001
If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
#ffe39278 / read by Akanksha-14
But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death.
#fef5bd53 / read by Akanksha-14
The man who's robbing you!
#fd5b61c1 / read by Shriram-60
Without breaking a sweat, there's eleven of us, each with an equal share, you do the math.
#fd0d9397 / read by Akanksha-14
They might as well call it whitejack!
#fbceed53 / read by Shriram-60
Do you remember what I said when we met?
#fb905a17 / read by Shriram-60
Look, just out of curiosity, which three casinos did you geniuses decide to rob?
#fadaeec7 / read by Akanksha-14
Well, then inform Mr. Levin that he'll be better off watching the fight in front of his television at home... Surely *he* must have HBO.
#f9bc4a7a / read by Akanksha-14
Mr Ocean, what do you do for a living? If you don't mind me asking.
#f8606979 / read by Shriram-60
Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
#f6477348 / read by Akanksha-14
You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
#f26b6c6c / read by Akanksha-14
Been practicing that speech, haven't you?
#f267e6c1 / read by Shriram-60
You're a thief and a liar.
#f1379a15 / read by Shriram-60
I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move ..
#f03e199b / read by Akanksha-14
I'm not sure what four nines does, but with the ace, I think, is pretty high
#efb88259 / read by Shriram-60
And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose?
#eea5ea95 / read by Akanksha-14
If you should be picked up next week buying a hundred-thousand dollar sports car in Newport Beach, I am going to be supremely disappointed.
#ee003ccc / read by Akanksha-14
Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.
#eae6399f / read by Akanksha-14
Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!
#e80a40a0 / read by Akanksha-14
He won't do it. He got out of the game a year ago.
#e7b63127 / read by Shriram-60
Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway.
#e620d8b0 / read by Akanksha-14
Longest hour of my life.
#e487bbe0 / read by Shriram-60
Oh leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!
#e248b012 / read by Shriram-60
See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius.
#e1e96731 / read by Akanksha-14
Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.
#e1a5007e / read by Akanksha-14
.. and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open... without being seen by the cameras.
#dc20f478 / read by Akanksha-14
The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him.
#d9c3f551 / read by Akanksha-14
I'm going to ask you one more time: Did you have a hand in this?
#d9452683 / read by Shriram-60
Yeah. Ya gotta be *nuts*, too. And you're gonna need a crew as *nuts* as you are!
#d83b9a69 / read by Akanksha-14
The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.
#d5866620 / read by Akanksha-14
My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
#d1e81f3f / read by Shriram-60
I hope you were the Groom.
#d08348df / read by Shriram-60
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
#cc89252c / read by Shriram-60
But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd *better* not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead ..
#ca98903b / read by Akanksha-14
Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you.
#c8af71f6 / read by Akanksha-14
Oh, that's terrific! It will be nice working with proper villains again.
#c6bd8c81 / read by Akanksha-14
Second task, power - on the night of the fight, we're gonna throw the switch on Sin City. Basher, it's your show.
#c5eb85ec / read by Akanksha-14
Are you incorporated? Well, if not, you should really think about it, 'cause I was talking to my manager...
#c5c33bbb / read by Akanksha-14
What if I told you I could get you your money back, would you give up Tess? What would you say?
#c51ec052 / read by Akanksha-14
You of all people should know, Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.
#c3b1bcc2 / read by Shriram-60
.. but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my 'social agenda', you know what I mean.
#c1a9fe38 / read by Akanksha-14
There's a women's prison down the road.
#bf5b0bb4 / read by Akanksha-14
I'm not laughing, Danny.
#befda4b0 / read by Shriram-60
I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
#bd6387a3 / read by Akanksha-14
Don't let him fool you, there's boatloads. If you can move them. I'll take one. But you can't.
You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?
#bbd298fc / read by Shriram-60
Good, 'cause now I have one of my own. Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide.
Tell me this is not about her, or I am walking. I am walking off this job right now.
So my advice to you again is this: run and hide. That is all that I ask.
#b42b33bd / read by Shriram-60
Now my sister, she uses some kind of .. aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed ..
I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten.
You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth.
Leave emotion at the door
#a9336317 / read by Shriram-60
.. I want to know about everything about every guard and every watcher, anyone with a security pass ..
Ten says he shorts it.
#a7c37f13 / read by Shriram-60
Dated his wife for a while.
#a6878e34 / read by Shriram-60
No, it was good, I liked it. 'Teen Beat' thing was harsh.
#a07fa691 / read by Shriram-60
Guys, you're free to do what you like: it's a lot of money, I'm staying in, his trying to buy his way out of his bluff
#9f38228e / read by Akanksha-14
In this town, your luck can change just that quickly.
#9eac212c / read by Shriram-60
Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game...
That's why we're going to have to be very careful. Very precise.
#9aa957dc / read by Shriram-60
The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check. Or we could stick to cash.
#987a9913 / read by Subhajit-81
She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed.
#957126d7 / read by Subhajit-81
Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with 150 million in cash on us, without getting stopped?
That means on a weekday, by law, it has to carry anywhere between sixty to seventy million dollars in cash and coin ..
#93987ab9 / read by Akanksha-14
All right. Now I have complied with your every request, would you agree?
#8ecb7c5a / read by Subhajit-81
What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?
#8c34c4c8 / read by Shriram-60
Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!
You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino.
#88d7d82f / read by Akanksha-14
Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again.
Today's lesson: how to draw out the bluff, that much money, this early in the game, I'm saying his holding nothing better than a pair of face cards
I'm gonna get out of the car and I'm gonna drop you like third-period French.
While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds.
There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Because yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking 'Teen Beat' cover boys.
#74d77717 / read by Muktamala-12
Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.
As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.
#712edc09 / read by Subhajit-81
Amazing. You okay? You want something to read, a magazine or something?
#70c32620 / read by Subhajit-81
It's been tried. A few guys even came close. You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas?
He torpedoed my casino, muscled me out. Now he's gonna blow it up next week to make way for some gaudy monstrosity.
.. most of all, I want you guys to know these casinos, they're built to keep people in, I want you guys to know the quick routes out.
Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.
Because I want my people to find you, and when they do, rest assured we are not going to hand you over to the police.
They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris!
Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. Goddamn hippy.
Does he make you laugh?
#4fd09e79 / read by Shriram-60
The Nevada Gaming Commission stipulates that a casino must hold and reserve enough cash to cover every chip that's played on its floor.
.. on a fight night, like the one in two weeks from tonight, the night we're going to rob it, one hundred and fifty million.
Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh.
I want to know where they're from, what their nicknames are, how they take their coffee ..
Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house.
Did someone call for a doctor?
#38f1549b / read by Shriram-60
Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future, like, gig or whatever, I can totally make it a tax write-off.
Uh, do you see me grabbing the gun out of your holster and just waving it around?
You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash.
#35e1e2a5 / read by Shriram-60
Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!
We don't have a minute, Yen's gonna suffocate.
#34f4bbd1 / read by Shriram-60
I know, somebody gets hurt. You don't hear Yen complaining.
#34bd63da / read by Shriram-60
Benedict not only sent him up for 10 years, he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted...
You said I'd better know what I'm doing.
#3391f04a / read by Shriram-60
.. on the weekend it has to carry anywhere between eighty and ninety million ..
Is that your hound way in the rear there?
#30d4e104 / read by Shriram-60
This sort of thing used to be civilized. You'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done.
He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side.
#3021930d / read by Shriram-60
I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
#2f140f7c / read by Shriram-60
If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn *know*.
#28be679b / read by Subhajit-81
Give Dominic your addresses, I got some remaindered furniture I want to send you.
#24cadddd / read by Akanksha-14
It's never been tried.
#24965c05 / read by Akanksha-14
That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.
#23f11d04 / read by Akanksha-14
Third task, surveillance: Casino security has an eye and ear on everyone, so we want an eye and ear on them.
Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
#1a95029c / read by Akanksha-14
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
#177d2a43 / read by Akanksha-14
How fast can you put something together from what I just slipped you?
#16ea30d5 / read by Akanksha-14
All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
#16424d99 / read by Akanksha-14
Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb.
#1524a4af / read by Akanksha-14
Don't think I don't know what you're doing.
#13d86327 / read by Akanksha-14
Hey Benedict, how's the other fight going?
#1300c499 / read by Subhajit-81
Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
#1285bade / read by Subhajit-81
You want broke, blind, or bedlam?
#0e657a42 / read by Subhajit-81
Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!
#0c035f36 / read by Subhajit-81
First task: reconnaissance. I want to know everything that's going on in all three casinos, the rotation of the dealers, the path of every cash cart ..
I'll see your five hundred, I'll raise you two thousand
#06969e55 / read by Subhajit-81
You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance-free for a whole year.
#066ad2aa / read by Subhajit-81
And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...
#06513cf6 / read by Subhajit-81
I need the reason. Don't say money. Why do this?
#04c6be3e / read by Subhajit-81
A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry.
#00b555ce / read by Subhajit-81