It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.

#ff8b5615 / read by Nilima-98

With a goat playing the violin.

#ef80e2cd / read by VIVEK-96

Can I stay for a while?

#ec829690 / read by VIVEK-96

Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?

#e6fb4e42 / read by VIVEK-96

No. It's alright. You were saying?

#e4b368cc / read by VIVEK-96

Sorry about the 'surreal but nice' comment.

#dfe845d0 / read by VIVEK-96

I'm sorry. Just the one question.

#df8103dd / read by VIVEK-96

We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel.

#dec43dbe / read by Sojin-04

Whoopsidaisies. It's a disease I've got. It's a clinical thing.

#da16f2e7 / read by VIVEK-96

I thought the whole apricot honey thing was the real low point.

#da113ffc / read by VIVEK-96

William just turned down Anna Scott.

#d9cfc8a1 / read by VIVEK-96

You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.

#d4b852df / read by VIVEK-96

Can you adios those dishes and take out that trash?

#d01f310e / read by Sojin-04

Apart from the American, I've only loved two girls, both absolute disasters.

#c092ff75 / read by Sojin-04

Nah, nice try gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.

#b8d7812a / read by Selvimeena-70

That's wonderful news. The readers of Horse and Hound will be relieved.

#b7ef9ada / read by Nilima-98

I can't believe you have that picture on your wall.

#b2ab4c64 / read by Silvi-67

Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.

#b1e4119e / read by Silus-25

It's not really a classic, anecdote, is it?

#ab278248 / read by VIVEK-96

And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.

#a9b60042 / read by Sojin-04

I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

#a972008a / read by Saradha-18

And, one day not long from now, my looks will go ..

#a6ac0fe7 / read by VIVEK-96

Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...

#a5b7b01c / read by Saradha-18

Yes. I believe I would.

#9edd34cd / read by VIVEK-96

Her most famous part.

#9b1c7c16 / read by VIVEK-96

The first one marries me and then leaves me faster than you can say Indiana Jones ..

#98235c03 / read by Sojin-04

Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?

#9804b6c7 / read by Sojin-04

We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.

#95f784aa / read by Silus-25

I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?

#885bc719 / read by Saradha-18

Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.

#83c25841 / read by Sojin-04

I've had a series of not nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me.

#7c317942 / read by Chethan-21

But she said she wanted to go out with you?

#7ad32d32 / read by VIVEK-96

I enjoyed the movie very much.

#79838a97 / read by Amit-65

Probably best not tell anyone about this.

#768cbf00 / read by VIVEK-96

Sorry, you think *you* deserve the brownie?

#74ff3575 / read by Amit-65

Well a shot at it at least huh?

#74bfdb5f / read by Amit-65

Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?

#714de7f9 / read by Asfiya-41

I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade.

#6855844d / read by Sojin-04

Men went to bed with the dream; they didn't like it when they would wake up with the reality.

#66da37c7 / read by Silus-25

I never fancied you much actually.

#66442a9d / read by Suneetha-66

The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. no one knows why some things work out and some things don't.

#5b1aeef5 / read by Arun-92

Of course. And is... is he your favorite Italian director?

#4a6520cf / read by Sreekanth-08

Miss Scott, are there any circumstances that you and he might be more than just friends.

#466dadec / read by Musaib-53

I'm taking pills and having injections. It won't last long.

#4669258a / read by Chethan-21

Would you like a cup of tea before you go?

#43388a7a / read by Ravi-21

.. they will discover I can't act and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.

#3d1680c3 / read by Arun-92

Why some of us are lucky and some of us get...

#390a3e3b / read by Ravi-21

Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.

#3640b3e3 / read by Sreekanth-08

I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills.

#2d586028 / read by Sreekanth-08

You know what they say about men with big feet.

#271ab044 / read by Ravi-21

The thing is, with you I'm in real danger.

#204910b9 / read by Ravi-21

There's something wrong with this yogurt.

#1bd744d3 / read by Musaib-53

I mean. Last movie. How much did you get paid?

#19cadee5 / read by Ravi-21

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

#1713840c / read by Silvi-67

Have been murdered, yes.

#161fe225 / read by VIVEK-96

Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.

#1557eab3 / read by Saradha-18

Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment.

#0bf6e7d5 / read by Silus-25

I just wanted to apologize for my friend - he's very sensitive.

#0b57bbb2 / read by Sojin-04

and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.

#07489121 / read by Silus-25

It feels like how being in love should be. Floating through a dark blue sky.

#00b97135 / read by Varsha-55