Yeah, what the fuck! This is what I've been working toward, and you know it. That's why you look so guilty right now because you know...

#qt5921680-9 / NSFW / read by Anagha-10

The fact that you're being this bald about it. I'm honestly kind of impressed.

#qt5921680-7 / read by Anagha-10

Okay, do you think I don't know what you're doing? It's actually kind of outrageously unsubtle.

#qt5921680-6 / read by Anagha-10

Yeah, but not on this community. I mean, you're going to Germany and England next.

#qt5921680-5 / read by Anagha-10

I mean, you know I'm doing my thesis on midsummer. That's the reason why I'm here.

#qt5921680-4 / read by Anagha-10

I feel like... I feel like I can't tell if you're joking.

#qt5921680-3 / read by Anagha-10

And I wanted to tell you first, just so it didn't seem like I wasn't telling you.

#qt5921680-2 / read by Anagha-10

I'm gonna do my thesis here. If you're going to do it here too, I'm open to collaborating.

#qt5921680-18 / read by Anagha-10

But do not appropriate my actual work for your new shortcut.

#qt5921680-17 / read by Anagha-10

Why are you even in academia? You don't care! Which is fine. That is your prerogative.

#qt5921680-16 / read by Anagha-10

You didn't even know how to use JSTOR until I taught you, and you are a fucking grad student.

#qt5921680-15 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

I have to hold your little hand through everything.

#qt5921680-14 / read by Anagha-10

Okay. In case you hadn't noticed, Your Highness, we're doing the exact same degree.

#qt5921680-13 / read by Teja-84

This is not some glorified hobby that I'm casually dipping my feet into.

#qt5921680-12 / read by Anagha-10

No, dude, not fuck me. Find your own subject or your own passion.

#qt5921680-11 / NSFW / read by Anagha-10

You know that what you're doing is unethical and leechy and lazy, and frankly it's kind of sad.

#qt5921680-10 / read by Teja-84

I've been thinking a lot about my thesis, and, um, I've decided I'm going to do it here, on Harga.

#qt5921680-1 / read by Teja-84

That's cultural, you know? We stick our elders in nursing homes. I'm sure they find that disturbing.

#qt5921679 / read by Teja-84

Nor do I. Yet we have already given our finest jewels and most fruitful tree. What else could we possibly offer?

#qt5921678-4 / read by Teja-84

Ah, well, I suppose it could have been my own belly. But I do not wish to risk offending our generous Mother.

#qt5921678-3 / read by Teja-84

Oh no! Did you hear that rumbling? I think she is still hungry.

#qt5921678-2 / read by Teja-84

In thanks and praise, Great Goddess, we bestow upon you this modest gift.

#qt5921678-1 / read by Shriram-60

Take from the yew tree. Feel no pain. Take from the yew tree. Feel no fear.

#qt4983137-1 / read by Teja-84

And then from, eh - 36 to 54, we're working age, which is *fall*. And then finally from 54 to 72 you become a mentor.

#qt4831492-3 / read by Teja-84

And then at some point we all do our Pilgrimage, which is between 18 and 36, and that's summer.

#qt4831492-2 / read by Nikhil-91

Well we think of life like the seasons. So you're a child until you're 18 and that's spring.

#qt4831492-1 / read by Teja-84

And after the luck - you just inherited from that salt herring, we should all be doubly encouraged!

#qt4759135-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Now it's traditional for the May Queen to bless our crops and livestock.

#qt4759135-1 / read by VIVEK-96

You can leave it in the temple, which will be left unguarded, unwatched. Nobody need to know, it was you.

#qt4745278-3 / read by Teja-84

We don't want to - point fingers, and yet we kindly ask that whoever took it return it, to its original place.

#qt4745278-2 / read by Anagha-10

Well. We, um - have something regretful to announce. This morning, the nineteenth book of Rubi Radr was found missin', from the temple.

#qt4745278-1 / read by Anagha-10

I'm sure it was just a miscommunication.

#qt4726862-3 / read by Nikhil-91

She begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him.

#qt4726862-2 / read by Shriram-60

Her boyfriend called the landline? from the train station and calmed Connie down.

#qt4726862-1 / read by VIVEK-96

He draws, and we, the Elders, interpret. You see Yosh, Ruben is unclouded by normal cognition. It makes him open, for the source.

#qt4726843 / read by VIVEK-96

What the fuck, man. What does that mean?

#qt4725323-2 / NSFW / read by VIVEK-96

It's actually kind of outrageously unsubtle, the fact that you're being this bold about it. I'm- I'm honestly kind of impressed.

#qt4725323-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Christian... Hi. Hello! There you are! Listen: You can't speak. You can't move.

#qt4703790 / read by Nikhil-91

Eh, every Midsummer we have this dance competition and the winner gets crowned, in this.

#qt4702119 / read by VIVEK-96

Hey! These are my friends from America.

#qt4701705-2 / read by Shriram-60

Hey, guys. So these are younger people from my village. They're also returning from the trips outside. Come on over.

#qt4701705-1 / read by VIVEK-96

He's my good friend and I like him, but... Dani, do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?

#qt4700801 / read by VIVEK-96

You're pissing on my people!

#qt4700507 / read by Shriram-60

You're pissing on my people!

#qt4700507 / read by Balkrishna-15

Ruben was - a product of inbreeding. All of our oracles are deliberate products of inbreeding.

#qt4696512 / read by VIVEK-96

Uh we're gonna stand until it's - right to sit.

#qt4695643-3 / read by VIVEK-96

How long do they *typically* stand?

#qt4695643-2 / read by Shriram-60

Somebody should tell those girls they're *walkin'* stupid.

#qt4695643-1 / read by Shriram-60

I can feel it! I feel the baby!

#qt4689914 / read by Shriram-60

So we just gonna ignore the bear then?

#qt4634782 / read by Shriram-60