Lobster killer, lobster killer, lobster killer.

#ff6d7405 / read by Akanksha-14

She's like your imaginary friend.

#f6ff04a1 / read by Akanksha-14

Yes, we're going to teach Americans in Paris how to cook.

#f5bba630 / read by Akanksha-14

Madame Child, I must tell you, you have no real talent for cooking.

#f365f43c / read by Akanksha-14

And it was saying, lobster killer.

#edb4cebb / read by Akanksha-14

Well, if she's not here, we can take a taxi. They probably have taxis in Boston.

#ed37a75c / read by Akanksha-14

I'm probably the only American I know in Paris who thinks shopping for food is as *much* fun as buying a dress.

#e632106a / read by Akanksha-14

.. is there anything better than butter?

#e603b3bc / read by Akanksha-14

The day there's a meteorite heading toward the earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter.

#e2f6b5d4 / read by Akanksha-14

I was a very willful child. It's simmering.

#df836595 / read by Akanksha-14

Is it true you plan to teach?

#dabbb505 / read by Akanksha-14

You saved yourself.

#d92fe8f0 / read by Akanksha-14

Don't get carried away.

#d86231b2 / read by Akanksha-14

Don't knock marshmallows.

#d5d3c378 / read by Akanksha-14

It tastes like... cheese sauce. Yum.

#d31847f6 / read by Akanksha-14

Course, you'd think so too if you lived in a country where absolutely *nothing* comes in my size.

#d196238c / read by Akanksha-14

There's nothing wrong with her. Nothing.

#d063010f / read by Akanksha-14

Eric, I'm going to be a writer!

#cf214f9a / read by Akanksha-14

You ARE a writer.

#c9bab567 / read by Akanksha-14

I have to murder and dismember a crustacean.

#c98f02bb / read by Akanksha-14

I was drowning and she pulled me out of the ocean.

#c640637a / read by Akanksha-14

I spent a year with her. She's perfect.

#c4d5142e / read by Akanksha-14

I'm Julia Child. Bon appetit!

#c05f6d5e / read by Akanksha-14

I'm not kidding you; I'm not.

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Oh, but they do! They absolutely do!

#ba74e49f / read by Akanksha-14

Here's my final words on the subject, you can never have too much, butter.

#b2e8da1e / read by Akanksha-14

Are you back? Please be back.

#b1cd168a / read by Akanksha-14

On the bright side, more stew for us.

#b0d81003 / read by Akanksha-14

What is it that you *really* like to do?

#9e0e528c / read by Akanksha-14

Measurements do not matter.

#9c5d5d6a / read by Akanksha-14

Because YOUR BOOK is amazing. YOUR BOOK is a work of genius. YOUR BOOK is going to change the world.

#9c3284e8 / read by Akanksha-14

Don't be afraid!

#9c18ec85 / read by Akanksha-14

She changed everything. Before her, it was frozen food and can openers and marshmallows.

#9721c6d1 / read by Akanksha-14

There's all this stuff on the floor!

#952bd006 / read by Akanksha-14

Explain to me how you've never eaten an egg in your whole life ?

#852778a5 / read by Akanksha-14

But the Americans will never know the difference.

#8231a979 / read by Akanksha-14

How cute is that ?

#7dde018f / read by Akanksha-14

Today, I poached an egg.

#6a91e09f / read by Akanksha-14

I love _you_, Julia.

#69e2d8ce / read by Akanksha-14

I have conversations with her while I'm cooking.

#67b3453c / read by Akanksha-14

Last night, our sleep machine, the one we have by our bed to drown out the noise of freight trucks rumbling past our apartment, was speaking to me.

#667a4411 / read by Musaib-53

If no one's in the kitchen, who's to see?

#63268c41 / read by Akanksha-14

Oh, maybe the eggs aren't fresh. Julia says the eggs have to be fresh.

#5d637d83 / read by Saradha-18

The one in your head is the one that matters.

#5bc0334d / read by Akanksha-14

I've had eggs in, like, cakes, never had an 'egg' egg.

#5b0aca11 / read by Akanksha-14

Do you really think I'm a bitch?

#5aeba0b5 / read by Akanksha-14

Just for once, could you not look on the bright side?

#59aea7a0 / read by Akanksha-14

Someone is going to publish your book.

#5336ba19 / read by Saradha-18

What's for dinner?

#513ed0f9 / read by Saradha-18

What is marshmallow fluff?

#4f96f897 / read by Saradha-18

I am not enthusiastic about this marriage.

#4ea2cc56 / read by Saradha-18

I had such a horrible time converting these recipes from the metric system.

#4bc8bdea / read by Saradha-18

The Julia Child in your head is perfect.

#461e465f / read by Saradha-18

And I feel like she is there with me in the kitchen.

#3a8c7084 / read by Musaib-53

I cooked artichokes with hollandaise sauce which is melted butter that's been whipped into a frenzy with egg yolks until it's died and gone to heaven ..

#2898e608 / read by Musaib-53

You are the butter to my bread, you are the breath to my life.

#263c4f54 / read by Akanksha-14

It seemed like the perfect thing to do on perhaps the second worst workday in recorded history.

#23c8da8c / read by Musaib-53

But I was deeply wrong.

#174930e0 / read by Saradha-18

Well, you weren't very enthusiastic about ours, either.

#1227a765 / read by Saradha-18

The Julia Child that doesn't understand what you're doing is not perfect.

#11ff4ae0 / read by Musaib-53

Your book is going to change the world.

#0c07132a / read by Akanksha-14

I had this notion, God knows why, that poaching eggs would be simple.

#0b27a35e / read by Musaib-53

Think it over, every time you taste something that's delicious beyond imagining and you say, 'What is in this?', the answer is always going to be, Butter.

#069477a3 / read by Musaib-53

Look, there's something wrong with her if she doesn't get what you're doing.

#04dd3174 / read by Musaib-53

Someone is going to read your book, and realize what you've done.

#010dfc66 / read by Saradha-18