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The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

#qt4701150 / read by Shriram-60

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Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have are negative thoughts.

#qt4697863 / read by Shriram-60

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For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

#qt4701149 / read by Shriram-60

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I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

#qt4475624 / NSFW / read by Jeet-66

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When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?

#qt4701720 / read by Shriram-60

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Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

#qt4474794 / read by Shriram-60

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There is no punchline.

#qt4756702 / read by Jeet-66

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The whole city's on fire 'cause of what you did.

#qt4768546 / read by Shriram-60

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I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.

#qt4755735 / read by Shriram-60

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I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life.

#qt4790297 / NSFW / read by Jeet-66

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I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother.

#qt4475625-a / read by Shriram-60

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She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.

#qt4475625-b / read by Shriram-60

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_I killed_ those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make _anyone_ crazy.

#qt4757815 / read by Jeet-66

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Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me!

#qt4763919 / read by Acharya-92

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They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me either.

#qt4752882 / read by Shriram-60

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I know it seems strange, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.

#qt4756459-a / read by Shriram-60

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I don't know why everyone is so rude. I don't know why you are.

#qt4756459-b / read by Shriram-60

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I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, dad?

#qt4756459-c / read by Shriram-60

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You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them!

#qt4815337 / read by Shriram-60

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I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but comedy.

#qt4811408 / NSFW / read by Shriram-60

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I had a bad day.

#qt4755224 / read by Jeet-66

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Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement?

#qt4705332 / read by Shriram-60

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I mean, dont you have to be funny to be a comedian?

#qt4786985 / read by Shriram-60

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Forgive my Laughter: I have a Condition.

#qt4878553 / read by Shriram-60

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