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I beg to differ.

#fa2d17fd / read by Saradha-18

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You hit me because I like the Clippers!

#eccec742 / read by Saradha-18

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Really small for her age too, maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something?

#e5cbdd00 / read by Saradha-18

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We might have a little bit of knack for this.

#e38b0ae8 / read by Saradha-18

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.. but if you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad and somebody has a problem with that, you just ask them how many goddamn kids they've adopted.

#e333b370 / read by Musaib-53

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You pushed us into some next-level shit!

#d3d00842 / read by Saradha-18

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You're going to get some funny looks and people are going to say some stupid shit ..

#d0f8168a / read by Musaib-53

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Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers?

#cf696560 / read by Silvi-67

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Do you like the Clippers?

#cad0ae0f / read by Shriram-60

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Lizzie comes with two younger siblings.

#c5a9ade1 / read by Shriram-60

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Three kids, too much.

#c158bc50 / read by VIVEK-96

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Three kids, too much.

#c158bc50-a / read by Nilima-98

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Did you meet any kids that you're curious about?

#b60865c5 / read by Saradha-18

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Uh, that's my daughter.

#ac4e0330 / read by Nilima-98

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My name is not Jacob!

#a13d3ae6 / read by Nitin-33

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Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.

#9d355a98 / read by Asfiya-41

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The radiator kid?

#94f3290a / read by Nilima-98

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I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.

#8d2ae8a2 / read by Silus-25

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We met one little girl who was sitting all by herself, very sweet, a little guarded, kind of had a little wall around her.

#84b90b73 / read by Silvi-67

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You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top!

#71290b31 / read by Musaib-53

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PRETEND MOM!

#6feecaee / read by Deekshitha-72

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It's that kid Jacob! Hey, I saw the picture you sent to her, Jacob.

#69807ce1 / read by Silus-25

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Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.

#61593237 / read by Asfiya-41

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When I'm pissed, do you know what I like to do?

#5cd35fec / read by Asfiya-41

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Why would you show us that? That's wrong.

#4c4bef8e / read by Shriram-60

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I'm more of a Lakers fan.

#43003639 / read by Priya-40

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Things that matter are hard.

#401bf768 / read by Shriram-60

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We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.

#390a52e4 / read by Silus-25

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Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're kool.

#3604cf5f / read by Shriram-60

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God, they're adorable!

#35507a82 / read by Nilima-98

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No, I think the Clippers are awesome.

#280f8461 / read by Shriram-60

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You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.

#19453cbb / read by Musaib-53

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The little sad-looking one with pigtails who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.

#13047bf2 / read by Musaib-53

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Nothing hard about *kids* .

#108c785c / read by Nitin-33

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We're going to call your mom!

#0e3b7ee4 / read by Deekshitha-72

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Your real kids are different. You can't erase them.

#07f44316 / read by Varsha-55

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