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No. I was a lawyer. Now I teach courses at Columbia Law on genocide, slave labor, war reparation claims.

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They're robbers, not terrorists.

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You know, there's a famous saying by the Baron de Rothschild, 'When there's blood in the streets, buy property.'

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Tell you what, every one of your accusers, man, I say we go after 'em all, Keith, Michael Corleone style.

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I mean, we're the only ones left trying to catch the bad guys and they're gonna come after us like that?

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Like my man 50 says, get rich or die tryin'. Yo, you get mad points for knocking over the bank.

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Jesus, what's the point of this?

#qt2875644-1 / read by Teja-84

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It would be my pleasure. Is there anything else I can do to...

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I always have time to put on a tux and eat free food for a good cause. Who are saving this week?

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Unfortunately, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up with you... and they do.

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Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now.

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They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?

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It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.

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It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton.

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Here's a hint. It's a trick question.

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Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year - or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation?

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I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time. You know what happens if you don't.

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Anyway, does this sound anything like the interests you came in here to protect? Or am I just whistling Dixie out my ass?

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Is there anyone else here who is smarter than me?

#qt0399589-1 / read by Subhajit-81

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You come near here I start throwing bodies out the front door. I not fucking joking, man.

#qt0399588-1 / NSFW / read by ARCHANA-60

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You planned every inch of this thing right from the start, you got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and i'm through buying it!

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But inevitably, the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you.

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And then he tried to wash away his guilt. Drown it in a lifetime of good deeds and a sea of respectability. It almost worked, too.

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Respect is the ultimate currency. I was stealing from a man who traded his away for a few dollars.

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I'm no martyr. I did it for the money. But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror.

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The sooner you STOP being my problem and START being my solution the better off you'll be.

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Thanks but I'm trying to stay away from bars right now if you know what I mean.

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C'mon let's go down the street to the bar. I'll buy you a drink

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Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start.

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Alright, I've got them right where I want 'em.

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This time next week, I'll be sucking down pina coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.

#qt0399578-1 / read by Shriram-60

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You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.

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C'mon, baby. The handcuffs are gettin' cold...

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You're too fucking smart to be a cop.

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No, I'm not too young... too broke. Maybe I should rob a bank.

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Oh, please, do not say proposals... my girlfriend... she wants a proposal from me.

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Careful, Detective. My bite is much worse than my bark.

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Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay?

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Please don't take this personally, but no. I don't think you can afford me.

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You got a card, in case I need to call you?

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Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but, uh, I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Ave.

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What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!

#qt0399567-1 / read by Subhajit-81

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Well, why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level, and problem solved.

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Well detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense.

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Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages?

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You gotta be crazy to go in there.

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If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.

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Let's just try to keep everybody calm, okay?

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I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass.

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Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed.

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As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can.

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The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When.

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I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell.

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Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself.

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