How to Train Your Dragon 2010
If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.
Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.
I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better... I might even get a date!
The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
The dragon? *That's* what you're worried about? Not the people you almost killed?
Oh, you are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
It's not so much what you *look* like, it's what's *inside* that he can't stand.
And we've killed *thousands* of them! They defend themselves, that's all!
Timberjack: This gigantic creature has razor-sharp wings that can slice through full-grown trees.
He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!
This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three.
Thunderdrum: This reclusive dragon inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools.
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Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so.
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When startled, the Thunderdrum produces a concussive sound that can kill a man at close range.
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It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.
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If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!
Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight.
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Figure which side your on.
#9da5371a / read by Shriram-60
My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it's not the worst.
#9c42fea4 / read by Subhajit-81
Uh... Astrid, Toothless! Toothless, Astrid.
#98bcb1f2 / read by Shriram-60
You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...
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Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
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I've never seen anyone mess up that badly.
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Scaldron: Sprays scalding water at its victim, extremely dangerous...
#8bf489ad / read by Akanksha-14
Some people lose their knife or their mug... No, not me, I manage to lose an entire *dragon*?
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Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls.
#88b9e663 / read by Akanksha-14
Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing!
#889c3c80 / read by Shriram-60
But you *will* kill dragons!
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We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
#87153f3d / read by Shriram-60
Thank you, for saving my son. Well, you know... *most* of him.
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Changeling: Even newly hatched dragons can spray acid, kill on sight.
#81ae4c66 / read by Akanksha-14
I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as *I* was. I looked at him... and I saw myself.
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Your mom let you get a tattoo?
#7933dfb8 / read by Shriram-60
Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon?
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Hiccup! Get me *down* from here!
#721ce49a / read by Shriram-60
Rephrase: Dad, I *can't* kill dragons.
#6ee2859b / read by Subhajit-81
Never engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you.
#6dbcbcb1 / read by Akanksha-14
Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
#6683185b / read by Subhajit-81
What do you want me to do, block out the sun?
#63182e0b / read by Subhajit-81
The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes... We have... Dragons!
#6140927a / read by Akanksha-14
Get your hands off my shield!
#5e953a70 / read by Shriram-60
I just wanna be one of you guys!
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Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods?
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I am not listening to *anything* you have to say!
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Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
#5bcef425 / read by Shriram-60
Is this some kind of a joke to you? Our parents war is about to become ours.
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I'm proud to call you my son.
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Because, I was thinking, you know, we have a surplus of dragon-fighting Vikings ..
#5431ae88 / read by Subhajit-81
They've killed *hundreds* of us!
#51dbc8a3 / read by Shriram-60
I'm *really* beginning to question your teaching methods.
#4ff652b8 / read by Subhajit-81
Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...
#4f935f9b / read by Subhajit-81
Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon!
#4e8244ae / read by Akanksha-14
Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!
#4b448fc9 / read by Subhajit-81
You've thrown your lot in with *them*. You're not a Viking... You're not my son.
#4b17e50a / read by Akanksha-14
Toothless! What is *wrong* with you? Bad dragon!
#46a47fd5 / read by Subhajit-81
If they don't bring enough food back, they'll be eaten themselves!
#45ad0d26 / read by Shriram-60
It's... not the dragon I'm worried about.
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This is *serious*, son. When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you.
#4415b7b1 / read by Akanksha-14
I've decided I don't want to fight dragons.
#4062e3b6 / read by Subhajit-81
I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this!
#3feb98e8 / read by Akanksha-14
Toothless, what are you doing, we need her to *like* us!
#3e76eb73 / read by Shriram-60
Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon!
#3c4b2a60 / read by Akanksha-14
Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become... Hiccup is not that boy.
#3c2fbc61 / read by Akanksha-14
.. if something... goes wrong, just make sure they don't find Toothless.
#38572038 / read by Subhajit-81
Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
#37e2ae8c / read by Subhajit-81
You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
#3575892e / read by Akanksha-14
And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich.
#2c54e7df / read by Akanksha-14
That's for kidnapping me. That's for everything else.
#2c0d7ace / read by Subhajit-81
They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.
Which means, you walk like us, you talk like us, and you think like us. No more of... this!
#26748e8b / read by Akanksha-14
Today, my boy becomes a Viking. Today, he becomes one of us!
#262f221d / read by Subhajit-81
My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.
He'd be killed before you let the first dragon out of its cage!
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Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.
#1f798e7e / read by Subhajit-81
Thank you for summing that up.
#1792c83d / read by Subhajit-81
Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever.
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Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target!
#14e5f062 / read by Subhajit-81
While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.
#1405d481 / read by Subhajit-81
I think I'll stay, just in case you're thinking of doing something crazy.
#134960dd / read by Akanksha-14
Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We... have stubbornness issues.
#102b8ed6 / read by Akanksha-14
Thank you for *nothing*, you useless reptile!
#07df585b / read by Subhajit-81
He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow...
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Because I want to remember what you say, *right now*.
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