Hard Candy 2005
Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted!
You're getting yourself in terrible trouble.
#d06cf947 / read by Saradha-18
If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody.
Well, you look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are.
I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched.
This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.
#9de55b0a / read by Saradha-18
Didn't you remember what I said about not drinking anything you didn't mix yourself?
Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess.
#8228bc19 / read by Deekshitha-72
Well, if Denise was here right now, what would you say?
#719bde74 / read by Saradha-18
Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid.
#6eb08f09 / read by Saradha-18
Honors student, remember?
#6d7dca01 / read by Saradha-18
Yeah. You might. You might get jail time.
#6b981d4a / read by Saradha-18
Torture? Is this torture to you?
#60af246d / read by Saradha-18
Those girls were your work, and I, on the other hand, was your play.
#5e6df2ea / read by Deekshitha-72
I go back and forth on that...
#5cd5efed / read by Saradha-18
Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!
I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. That'd be interesting.
#5434ee52 / read by Saradha-18
I dunno, therapy, drugs, group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. How bad is that, really?
Go ahead. Ask these models. Call them; they'll tell you.
#4d031210 / read by Saradha-18
You're a headline waiting to happen.
#4bc1f9d4 / read by Saradha-18
Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?
#4b0c5a3d / read by Saradha-18
I thought about selling them on eBay.
#4ad70b65 / read by Saradha-18
Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment?
#42152ee3 / read by Deekshitha-72
I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies.
#406b59c2 / read by Deekshitha-72
You were coming on to me!
#3d672707 / read by Shriram-60
Because wow, I guess you've never read anything about Amnesty International or Human Rights Watch, because this... this is nothing.
#3bcd016e / read by Deekshitha-72
So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.
#3bba7162 / read by Deekshitha-72
On your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you, you will. Don't do that to yourself.
#36157c43 / read by Shriram-60
I shouldn't have teased you. I shouldn't have made you think there was a way out of this.
#34bbed99 / read by Deekshitha-72
YOU have been stalking me.
#3496ced5 / read by Shriram-60
Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them.
#327302ea / read by Shriram-60
It's hard to say for sure. Maybe not a Calabasas girl. Maybe not the daughter of a med school professor.
Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful!
#1ea85d79 / read by Shriram-60
Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it.
#18326fe2 / read by Shriram-60
Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.
#100c9aea / read by Shriram-60
I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected.
Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date?
#0a6d9a64 / read by Shriram-60
I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one.
#01f42297 / read by Deekshitha-72