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I've just lived. Unlike you. The things you do wrong... they haunt you.

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Is this some kind of teenage joke?

#f2c63454 / read by Wilma-81

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Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted!

#f257d07f / read by Wilma-81

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I heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us.

#f1d03fdb / read by Wilma-81

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Of course they will. You're not an idiot, Jeff.

#f07cfa42 / read by Wilma-81

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Maybe not even a friend of Donna Mauer.

#f00ff928 / read by Wilma-81

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Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.

#e551f83d / read by Wilma-81

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I dunno. There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it?

#e4b8e013 / read by Wilma-81

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It's not me you need to worry about. It's Janelle.

#db19d882 / read by VIVEK-96

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You don't piss where you live.

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How far does she live, Jeff?

#d90fb121 / read by Wilma-81

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Look, look. I've been lonely, okay?

#d784fb03 / read by Wilma-81

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You're getting yourself in terrible trouble.

#d06cf947 / read by Saradha-18

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Tell me what you're haunted by.

#cbb110a8 / read by VIVEK-96

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My voice changed because I felt sick, because you drugged me.

#c705e30e / read by Wilma-81

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If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody.

#c6d0d21d / read by Hema-82

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Well, you look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are.

#be1b0cf7 / read by Wilma-81

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Okay, okay, let's get something straight.

#b3d51e6c / read by Hema-82

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Maybe not even named Hayley.

#b23eb883 / read by Wilma-81

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I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved.

#b216fc8a / read by VIVEK-96

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I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg.

#b0d0c744 / read by VIVEK-96

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But not right away, it was like a few minutes later.

#aa9f4a86 / read by Wilma-81

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You know, actually, it's kinda funny.

#a962b65e / read by VIVEK-96

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Why is this girl so special? Huh?

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Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?

#9ff18eb0 / read by VIVEK-96

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I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched.

#9f098754 / read by Hema-82

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This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.

#9de55b0a / read by Saradha-18

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Look, this is some horrible mistake.

#9650c0e8 / read by Wilma-81

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Those letters are mine.

#95e5dca7 / read by VIVEK-96

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Look. I'm not the monster you think I am.

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Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff.

#8a9ab7b2 / read by VIVEK-96

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Didn't you remember what I said about not drinking anything you didn't mix yourself?

#84d36e92 / read by Hema-82

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Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess.

#8228bc19 / read by Deekshitha-72

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Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

#78b18d45 / read by VIVEK-96

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I called her, told her I was Lieutenant Hayley from the LAPD.

#72344c8f / read by VIVEK-96

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Well, if Denise was here right now, what would you say?

#719bde74 / read by Saradha-18

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But, okay, I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.

#6f7576a5 / read by VIVEK-96

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Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid.

#6eb08f09 / read by Saradha-18

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Honors student, remember?

#6d7dca01 / read by Saradha-18

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Yeah. You might. You might get jail time.

#6b981d4a / read by Saradha-18

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I guess they, uh, weren't brass.

#622df2e9 / read by VIVEK-96

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Torture? Is this torture to you?

#60af246d / read by Saradha-18

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Those girls were your work, and I, on the other hand, was your play.

#5e6df2ea / read by Deekshitha-72

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I go back and forth on that...

#5cd5efed / read by Saradha-18

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You know? 'Cause this is what's really useful.

#590b1485 / read by VIVEK-96

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Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!

#54c66a2b / read by VIVEK-96

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I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. That'd be interesting.

#5434ee52 / read by Saradha-18

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I dunno, therapy, drugs, group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. How bad is that, really?

#50e34482 / read by Hema-82

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Go ahead. Ask these models. Call them; they'll tell you.

#4d031210 / read by Saradha-18

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You're a headline waiting to happen.

#4bc1f9d4 / read by Saradha-18

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Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?

#4b0c5a3d / read by Saradha-18

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I thought about selling them on eBay.

#4ad70b65 / read by Saradha-18

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Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment?

#42152ee3 / read by Deekshitha-72

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I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies.

#406b59c2 / read by Deekshitha-72

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You are speaking to me so selflessly!

#3f12d576 / read by Shobha-60

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You were coming on to me!

#3d672707 / read by Shriram-60

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Because wow, I guess you've never read anything about Amnesty International or Human Rights Watch, because this... this is nothing.

#3bcd016e / read by Deekshitha-72

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So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.

#3bba7162 / read by Deekshitha-72

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On your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you, you will. Don't do that to yourself.

#36157c43 / read by Shriram-60

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I shouldn't have teased you. I shouldn't have made you think there was a way out of this.

#34bbed99 / read by Deekshitha-72

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YOU have been stalking me.

#3496ced5 / read by Shriram-60

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Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them.

#327302ea / read by Shriram-60

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It's hard to say for sure. Maybe not a Calabasas girl. Maybe not the daughter of a med school professor.

#25dbc438 / read by Hema-82

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Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful!

#1ea85d79 / read by Shriram-60

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Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it.

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I'll do jail. Isn't, isn't that what should happen?

#15d1f81d / read by Shobha-60

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Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.

#100c9aea / read by Shriram-60

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Don't love her any more, huh? That explains why you save these.

#0f49ea13 / read by Shobha-60

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I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected.

#0d0b7f97 / read by Shobha-60

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Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date?

#0a6d9a64 / read by Shriram-60

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I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one.

#01f42297 / read by Deekshitha-72

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Maybe enough time to look them up on the web?

#00df6e77 / read by Hema-82

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