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Could you put out the cigarette, please?

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The world's full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.

#fd229376 / read by Rina-99

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Oh, so knowing who Little Richard is makes you blacker than me?

#fc9de4d1 / read by Rina-99

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No shit! They must've been naughty kids!

#f83dbcf0 / read by Rina-99

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When I look at him in the rear-view mirror, I can tell he's always thinking about stuff in his head.

#f77d9029 / read by Rina-99

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You know, if this got out, it would kill your career.

#f264b86a / read by Rina-99

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You know, that's a very prejudiced thing you just said there. A very prejudiced thing.

#f1db74cc / read by Rina-99

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May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying.

#f1c14ea2 / read by Rina-99

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Christ, I'm blacker than you are.

#f14be994 / read by Rina-99

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It's not 'Tony the Lip', it's 'Tony Lip'. One word.

#efbef3ad / read by Rina-99

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I got it when I was a kid 'cause my friends said I was the best bullshit artist in the Bronx.

#ebf2ad5b / read by Rina-99

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A mistake? Performing the music I trained my entire life to play?

#eb194061 / read by Rina-99

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Anyone can sound like Beethoven or Joe Pan or them other guys you said.

#eaa2272d / read by Rina-99

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This could get bad, Doc.

#e8a231f7 / read by Rina-99

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Ahh that was a good time. I'd do that once a month for free.

#e5c92ba1 / read by Rina-99

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Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids sittin' around a campfire?

#e4b1c8aa / read by Rina-99

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They have the itinerary. As long as they get to the show on time, I'm not worried about it, and neither should you.

#e2b9c05c / read by Akanksha-14

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I ain't worried about nothin'... In fact, when you see me worried? You'll know.

#e1bc8c44 / read by Akanksha-14

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What's the big deal, Doc? Squirrels woulda ate it anyway!

#df447835 / read by Akanksha-14

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I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight. He don't play like a colored guy.

#df391f9a / read by Akanksha-14

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I can't breathe back here.

#d769ee36 / read by Rina-99

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And rich white people pay me to play piano for them because it makes them feel cultured.

#d737a442 / read by Akanksha-14

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Who said liar? I said bullshit artist!

#d49a8bbf / read by Akanksha-14

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Yes. It's a shame we don't have something to protect us on our journey. Oh, I know.

#cf128967 / read by Akanksha-14

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I'm about to embark on a concert tour in the Deep South. What other experience do you have?

#cce176f7 / read by Akanksha-14

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Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone.

#c9a6c666 / read by Akanksha-14

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You were only thinking about yourself back there because you know if I miss a show it'd come out of your pocketbook.

#b122d20b / read by Akanksha-14

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Do I look Irish?

#b0ad7e93 / read by Akanksha-14

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Orpheus in the Underworld. It's based on a French opera.

#a94055ee / read by Akanksha-14

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I guess that's what geniuses do. But it don't look fun to be that smart.

#a5d47d5f / read by Akanksha-14

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Ain't they supposed to be following us?

#a4ac06d4 / read by Akanksha-14

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OK Tony, I need you to stop it with the phony altruism and concern for my career.

#a2267b11 / read by Rina-99

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You never win with violence. You only win when you maintain your dignity.

#9df54499 / read by Akanksha-14

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It doesn't bother you that your friends - the people closest to you - consider you a liar?

#9b9bdfbc / read by Akanksha-14

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The bet's simple. Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins.

#99aae455 / read by Nikhil-91

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So don't worry about me not eating good.

#912cccbf / read by Akanksha-14

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Of course I don't want you to miss a show, you ungrateful bastard! You think I'm doing this for my health?

#90d268f7 / read by Akanksha-14

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I told you not to get grease on my blanket.

#90d06bac / read by Akanksha-14

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Dear Dolores, how are you? I am fine. I'm eating real good. Hamburgers mostly.

#87ecd033 / read by Nikhil-91

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You know, when you first hired me, my wife went out and bought one of your records. The one about the orphans?

#84383c88 / read by Nikhil-91

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You know, Doc, something's been eatin' at me this whole trip.

#7d12317f / read by Akanksha-14

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You're saying just 'cause I'm white and they're white?

#7c89997e / read by Shriram-60

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Come meet my family!

#718cbc9c / read by Jeet-66

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He plays like Liberace, but better. He's like a genius, I think.

#6fd2cf90 / read by Jeet-66

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When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you eat, eat like it's your last meal.

#6c557956 / read by VIVEK-96

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I dunno. Personally I think if you stuck to the classic stuff it would've been a big mistake.

#65b52fd1 / read by VIVEK-96

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You're a real prick, you know that?

#62f96caa / read by Jeet-66

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_And I suffer that_ slight alone, because I'm not accepted by my own people 'cause I'm not like them, either.

#625eeb2b / read by VIVEK-96

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_It's like what_ your friend the President said, 'Ask not... Your country, what you could do for it. Ask what you do for yourself.'

#5d48b8a1 / read by VIVEK-96

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Tonight I saved your ass! So show a little appreciation, maybe! Besides, I told you never to go nowhere without me!

#57e03bb2 / read by Rina-99

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Being genius is not enough, it takes courage to change people's hearts.

#56f6031d / read by Shriram-60

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He had a great job at the Sanitation Department. You shouldn't have punched out the foreman.

#56857f98 / read by Rina-99

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Oooh, I'm going to get grease on my blanket.

#56146ffd / read by Shriram-60

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Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've ever done.

#4933d104 / read by Jeet-66

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So, if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough and if I'm not man enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I?

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So if I'm not *black* enough and if I'm not *white* enough, and not *man* enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I?

#47ae8902 / read by VIVEK-96

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You know, my father used to say, whatever you do, do it 100%.

#4588beef / read by Jeet-66

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Hey, Gorman. What's the record here for hot dogs?

#453e23e5 / read by Shriram-60

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And those weren't children on the cover, those were demons in the bowels of Hell.

#44074702 / read by VIVEK-96

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I got more in common with the Hymies at 2nd Avenue Deli than I do with these hillbilly pricks down here.

#3d091a70 / read by VIVEK-96

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Thank you, Tony. But not everyone can play Chopin. Not like I can.

#2f56af30 / read by Shriram-60

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Why don't you put your lucky rock up on the dash, Tony? Come on, Tony, we need all the help we can get.

#2dce8fd6 / read by Jeet-66

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C'mon. Make some room. Get this man a plate.

#2055853d / read by VIVEK-96

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Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When's that ever gonna happen!

#19079455 / read by VIVEK-96

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I am not a medical doctor. I'm a musician.

#17a7a085 / read by Akanksha-14

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You don't know shit about your own people. What they eat, how they talk, how they live.

#15748b7d / read by VIVEK-96

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Nature takes care of the earth!

#119520a4 / read by Jeet-66

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Trained? What are you, a seal? People love what you do!

#113f6f4d / read by Subhajit-81

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Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in the army. I could pick up a little bit of what you were saying there...

#0541725e / read by Subhajit-81

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I don't make the rules down here.

#05221bed / read by Jeet-66

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But your music, what you do? Only you can do that!

#0399158d / read by Subhajit-81

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Thank you. I feel safer already.

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What are you talkin' about? Smoke's going down my lungs. I'm doin' all the work here.

#00f3ae7f / read by Shriram-60

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