No, what I want is deeper. I want your eye, man. I want those things you see through.

#qt4239406-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Please don't lump me in with that, you know, I could give a shit what color you are.

#qt4239406-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Even the sun will die someday. But, we are divine. We are the gods trapped in cocoons.

#qt4234758-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Fire. It's a reflection of our own mortality. We're born, we breathe, and we die.

#qt4234758-1 / read by VIVEK-96

You're all I got. I'm not going to leave here without you. I'm not going to abandon you here.

#qt4234757 / read by VIVEK-96

That's how she died in the early morning. Cold and alone. And I was watching TV.

#qt4234756-2 / read by VIVEK-96

She laid their bleeding by the side of the road. Cold and alone.

#qt4234756-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Right. All I know is sometimes, if there's too many white folks, I get nervous, you know.

#qt4234687-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Oh, don't you worry about that. I can assure you, I don't answer to anyone.

#qt4234687-1 / read by Akanksha-14

Well, I can assure you, there was no - funny business.

#qt4234686-2 / read by VIVEK-96

I owe you an apology. How rude of me to have touched your belongs without asking.

#qt4234686-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Life can be a sick joke. One day you're developing prints in the dark room and the next day you wake up - in the dark. Genetic disease.

#qt4234684 / read by VIVEK-96

Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.

#qt4234683 / read by Akanksha-14

But, now the pendulum has swung back. Black is in fashion!

#qt4234681-2 / read by Akanksha-14

Fair skin has been in favor for, what, the past hundreds of years.

#qt4234681-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Well, I can't quite swing the hips like I used to, though. But, I do know Tiger!

#qt4234679-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Gordon was a professional golfer for years!

#qt4234679-1 / read by VIVEK-96

We do use focal points sometimes to guide someone to a state of heightened suggestibility.

#qt4234592 / read by VIVEK-96

By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term, if I could. Best President in my lifetime, hands down.

#qt4234591 / read by Teja-84

Tough break for your Dad, _though_.

#qt4234590-4 / read by Teja-84

This black dude comes along and proves him wrong in front of the entire world. Amazing!

#qt4234590-3 / read by Akanksha-14

Yeah, what a moment. What a moment. I mean, Hitler was up there with all those perfect Aryan race bullshit.

#qt4234590-2 / read by Akanksha-14

My Dad's claim to fame. He was beat by Jesse Owens in the qualifying round for the Berlin Olympics in 1936.

#qt4234590-1 / read by Teja-84

Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house.

#qt4234589-2 / read by VIVEK-96

I'm mad at you because you never take my advice.

#qt4234589-1 / read by VIVEK-96

You're not going to. First of all, my Dad would have voted for Obama a third time if he could've. Like, the love is so real.

#qt4234588-5 / read by Akanksha-14

Yeah, so this is uncharted territory for them. You know, I don't want to get chased off the lawn with a shotgun.

#qt4234588-4 / read by Teja-84

Mom and Dad, my black boyfriend will be coming up this weekend and I just don't want you to be shocked that he's a black man - a black.

#qt4234588-3 / read by Akanksha-14

It seems like something you might want to, you know, mention.

#qt4234588-2 / read by VIVEK-96

Do they know I'm - Do they know I'm _black_?

#qt4234588-1 / read by Akanksha-14

Or, I don't know if you know this. But, white people love making people sex slaves and shit.

#qt4233327-6 / read by Akanksha-14

They have you fuckin' barking like a dog. Flyin' around like you a fuckin' pigeon, lookin' ridiculous. Okay?

#qt4233327-5 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

Bro, how you not scared of this, man? Look they could have made you do all types of stupid shit.

#qt4233327-4 / read by Teja-84

I know, she caught me off guard, right? But it's cool because... I'm cured. It worked!

#qt4233327-3 / read by Teja-84

No. Yo, yo, yeah it's to quit smoking. But Rose's mom's a psychiatrist, so...

#qt4233327-2 / read by Akanksha-14

I got hypnotized last night.

#qt4233327-1 / read by Teja-84

Yes, yeah, let's get this party back on track. How about sparklers and BINGO.

#qt3807923-2 / read by Teja-84

Something to lighten the mood.

#qt3807923-1 / read by Teja-84

It's not that, it's everything. He came to the party with a white woman like 30 years older than him.

#qt3419680 / read by VIVEK-96

This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy.

#qt3378168 / read by Teja-84

You know I can't give you the keys, right, babe?

#qt3377573 / read by VIVEK-96

Sink. Now, you're in the sunken place.

#qt3377572 / read by VIVEK-96

Oh, white girls. They get you every time.

#qt3359980-9 / read by VIVEK-96

Don't ever, ever say that I don't do nothing anymore.

#qt3359980-8 / read by VIVEK-96

.. and there could be a whole bunch of brothas they got already. What's the next move?

#qt3359980-7 / read by VIVEK-96

I don't know if it's the hypnosis that's making 'em slaves or what not, but all I know is they already got two brothas we know ..

#qt3359980-6 / read by VIVEK-96

And see, this is what I came up with. They're probably abducting black people, brainwashing them and making them slaves

#qt3359980-5 / read by VIVEK-96

So look, I go do my... my detective work, right? And I start putting pieces together.

#qt3359980-4 / read by VIVEK-96

We might know more than y'all sometimes, you know, 'cause we are dealing with some terrorist shit, so... but that's a totally different story.

#qt3359980-3 / read by VIVEK-96

So I do all my research, you know, 'cause as a TSA agent. You know, you guys are detectives. You know, I got the same training.

#qt3359980-2 / read by Teja-84

Then he sent me some weird pictures. I'm like, 'Ah man, that's Andre Hayworth.' This dude's been missing for 6 months, right?

#qt3359980-1 / read by VIVEK-96

Plus, he is married to a white woman twice his age.

#qt3359916-3 / read by VIVEK-96

This dude is from Brooklyn, huh. He didn't dress like this.

#qt3359916-2 / read by Akanksha-14

But Chris say he is acting real different.

#qt3359916-1 / read by VIVEK-96

I mean, I told you not to go in that house.

#qt3357499 / read by VIVEK-96

I want your eye, man. I want those things you see through.

#qt3330817 / read by VIVEK-96

I see a dead deer on the side of the road and I think, 'That's a start.'

#qt3325777-4 / read by Akanksha-14

I'm sick of it; they're taking over. They're like rats. They're destroying the ecosystem.

#qt3325777-3 / read by Akanksha-14

I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling you, I do not like the deer.

#qt3325777-2 / read by Akanksha-14

You know what I say? I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go.

#qt3325777-1 / read by VIVEK-96

You were one of my favorites.

#qt3320480 / read by Akanksha-14

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

#qt3303073 / read by VIVEK-96