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It sounds like you're doin' really super!

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Geez. Well - geez. That's a surprise.

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You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!

#qt3340620 / NSFW / read by Pooja-61

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Okay, that's good. But I need to tell you that if I can't correlate these numbers with those specific vehicles, then I'm gonna have to call back all that money.

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Yah, well I already got the money. The loans are in place. I already got the...

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The reason why I've been trying to reach you is that these last financing documents that you sent over to us... I can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles...

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Well, we're pretty darn busy here, but that's the way we like it.

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Pretty good, Mr. Lundegaard. I must say, you are damn hard to get a hold of over the phone.

#qt2992553-1 / read by Teja-84

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Jerry, we thought you were bringing us an investment.

#qt2945528-5 / read by Narmadha-83

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Wade, no. I was bringing you this deal for you to loan me the money to put in. It's my deal here, see?

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Stan and I are okay. We gotta load in. But we never talked about your fee for bringing it to us.

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The financials are pretty _thorough_. The only thing we don't know is your fee.

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What kind of finders fee are you looking for?

#qt2945528-1 / read by Pooja-61

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Hon? Prowler needs a jump.

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I decided not to park there.

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I'm _not_ talking about your damn word, Jerry.

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Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin' ... just in a general kinda way.

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So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week ..

#qt1599550-6 / read by Shuja-34

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Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age.

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And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now.

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Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!

#qt1599550-3 / read by Narmadha-83

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Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing.

#qt1599550-2 / read by Teja-84

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So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.

#qt1599550-1 / read by Narmadha-83

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Oh, no, no. Just so I can see you. I don't have to turn my neck.

#qt0463629-3 / read by Teja-84

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No. Why don't you sit over there? I'd prefer that.

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Do you mind if I sit over here?

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Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby, come on!

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The heck do ya mean?

#qt0463624 / read by Shuja-34

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You ever been to Minneapolis?

#qt0463622 / read by Teja-84

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Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

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Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence.

#qt0463621-4 / NSFW / read by Pooja-61

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Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation.

#qt0463621-3 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

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I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving.

#qt0463621-2 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34

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That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's fountain of conversation, man.

#qt0463621-1 / read by Narmadha-83

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Jean and Scotty never have to worry.

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This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty.

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Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.

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Hey, let's watch that language there!

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Okay, then! That's why we don't want ya goin' out for hockey!

#qt0463616-3 / read by Shriram-60

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Yet you're gettin' 'C' grades. It's the disparity here that concerns your dad and me.

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I am talking about your potential. You're not a 'C' student.

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Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf...

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We're not a bank, Jerry.

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I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. I'm not gonna sit here and debate.

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Yah, but this is not a whole pay in advance deal. You see, I give you a brand new vehicle in advance and...

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But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?

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OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

#qt0463610 / read by Shuja-34

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How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?

#qt0463609-4 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83

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That's it, then. You can have my truck. Here's the keys. I'm takin' the Ciera.

#qt0463609-3 / read by Subhajit-81

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Geesus. Well, it doesn't matter. I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand. That's forty for you, forty for me.

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Uh, she started shrieking, y'know. She wouldn't stop...

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Personal matters? Okay, you're tasking us to perform this mission, but you won't tell us what... oh, fuck it. Let's have a look at the Ciera.

#qt0463608-4 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83

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And if they did... I still won't get it. Okay? These are personal matters.

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Well, it's all part of... look, the thing is they don't know that I'm in trouble. My wife and father-in-law don't know I need money.

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You see, my wife's dad is real well off.

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I'm in a bit of trouble...

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Oh, for _Pete's_ sake! For Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview. He's fleeing the interview!

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Just keep it still back there, lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.

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And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know.

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So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd.

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Where's my goddamn checkbook? Let's get this over with.

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One hundred... You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar.

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But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

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Here's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit!

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King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate here!

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I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform, huh buddy?

#qt0463596-2 / NSFW / read by Teja-84

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There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.

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I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

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Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.

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How was everything today?

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You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.

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Yeah yeah Jesus, I'm sayin' we can... stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?

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Oh, come on, man! Okay, here's an idea: we can stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Whaddya think?

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What... are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more fuckin' pancakes, c'mon.

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Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.

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Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?

#qt0463582-1 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83

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I'm... I'm not arguing here! I'm cooperating. So there's no need to... we're doin' all we can here.

#qt0463580-5 / read by Subhajit-81

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Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I'm just doing my job here.

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Ma'am, I answered your question! I answered the darned... I'm cooperatin' here!

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Okay! But are ya sure? 'Cause I mean, how do you know? Do you do a count, or what kind of a routine do you have here?

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I told ya. We haven't had any vehicles go missing.

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Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to _J3L2404_ ?

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These guys here. These guys. It's always the same! It's always more!

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And .. here you are and you're wasting my time and my wife's time, and I'm paying nineteen-five for this vehicle here!

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You called me 20 minutes ago and said you had it ready to make delivery!

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You're sitting there. You're talking in circles. You're talking like we didn't go over this already.

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We sat right here, in this room, and went over this and over this.

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I'll fix you some eggs.

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