Fargo 1996
It sounds like you're doin' really super!
#qt5701167 / read by Teja-84
Geez. Well - geez. That's a surprise.
#qt5701166 / read by Narmadha-83
You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!
#qt3340620 / NSFW / read by Pooja-61
Okay, that's good. But I need to tell you that if I can't correlate these numbers with those specific vehicles, then I'm gonna have to call back all that money.
#qt2992553-5 / read by Shuja-34
Yah, well I already got the money. The loans are in place. I already got the...
#qt2992553-4 / read by Shuja-34
The reason why I've been trying to reach you is that these last financing documents that you sent over to us... I can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles...
#qt2992553-3 / read by Pooja-61
Well, we're pretty darn busy here, but that's the way we like it.
#qt2992553-2 / read by Pooja-61
Pretty good, Mr. Lundegaard. I must say, you are damn hard to get a hold of over the phone.
#qt2992553-1 / read by Teja-84
Jerry, we thought you were bringing us an investment.
#qt2945528-5 / read by Narmadha-83
Wade, no. I was bringing you this deal for you to loan me the money to put in. It's my deal here, see?
#qt2945528-4 / read by Teja-84
Stan and I are okay. We gotta load in. But we never talked about your fee for bringing it to us.
#qt2945528-3 / read by Teja-84
The financials are pretty _thorough_. The only thing we don't know is your fee.
#qt2945528-2 / read by Teja-84
What kind of finders fee are you looking for?
#qt2945528-1 / read by Pooja-61
Hon? Prowler needs a jump.
#qt2847644 / read by Teja-84
I decided not to park there.
#qt2783084 / read by Teja-84
I'm _not_ talking about your damn word, Jerry.
#qt2066205 / read by Teja-84
Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin' ... just in a general kinda way.
#qt1599550-7 / read by Teja-84
So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week ..
#qt1599550-6 / read by Shuja-34
Yah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age.
#qt1599550-5 / read by Shuja-34
And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now.
#qt1599550-4 / read by Shuja-34
Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!
#qt1599550-3 / read by Narmadha-83
Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing.
#qt1599550-2 / read by Teja-84
So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.
#qt1599550-1 / read by Narmadha-83
Oh, no, no. Just so I can see you. I don't have to turn my neck.
#qt0463629-3 / read by Teja-84
No. Why don't you sit over there? I'd prefer that.
#qt0463629-2 / read by Pooja-61
Do you mind if I sit over here?
#qt0463629-1 / read by Pooja-61
Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby, come on!
#qt0463625 / read by Shuja-34
The heck do ya mean?
#qt0463624 / read by Shuja-34
You ever been to Minneapolis?
#qt0463622 / read by Teja-84
Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
#qt0463621-5 / read by Pooja-61
Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence.
#qt0463621-4 / NSFW / read by Pooja-61
Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation.
#qt0463621-3 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34
I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving.
#qt0463621-2 / NSFW / read by Shuja-34
That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a... that's fountain of conversation, man.
#qt0463621-1 / read by Narmadha-83
Jean and Scotty never have to worry.
#qt0463619-2 / read by Narmadha-83
This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty.
#qt0463619-1 / read by Pooja-61
Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
#qt0463618 / read by Narmadha-83
Hey, let's watch that language there!
#qt0463616-4 / read by Pooja-61
Okay, then! That's why we don't want ya goin' out for hockey!
#qt0463616-3 / read by Shriram-60
Yet you're gettin' 'C' grades. It's the disparity here that concerns your dad and me.
#qt0463616-2 / read by Pooja-61
I am talking about your potential. You're not a 'C' student.
#qt0463616-1 / read by Pooja-61
Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf...
#qt0463615 / read by Narmadha-83
We're not a bank, Jerry.
#qt0463614 / read by Narmadha-83
I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. I'm not gonna sit here and debate.
#qt0463612-2 / read by Pooja-61
Yah, but this is not a whole pay in advance deal. You see, I give you a brand new vehicle in advance and...
#qt0463612-1 / read by Pooja-61
But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?
#qt0463611 / read by Pooja-61
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
#qt0463610 / read by Shuja-34
How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?
#qt0463609-4 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83
That's it, then. You can have my truck. Here's the keys. I'm takin' the Ciera.
#qt0463609-3 / read by Subhajit-81
Geesus. Well, it doesn't matter. I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand. That's forty for you, forty for me.
#qt0463609-2 / read by Narmadha-83
Uh, she started shrieking, y'know. She wouldn't stop...
#qt0463609-1 / read by Pooja-61
Personal matters? Okay, you're tasking us to perform this mission, but you won't tell us what... oh, fuck it. Let's have a look at the Ciera.
#qt0463608-4 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83
And if they did... I still won't get it. Okay? These are personal matters.
#qt0463608-3 / read by Narmadha-83
Well, it's all part of... look, the thing is they don't know that I'm in trouble. My wife and father-in-law don't know I need money.
#qt0463608-2 / read by Narmadha-83
You see, my wife's dad is real well off.
#qt0463608-1 / read by Narmadha-83
I'm in a bit of trouble...
#qt0463607 / read by Shriram-60
Oh, for _Pete's_ sake! For Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview. He's fleeing the interview!
#qt0463605 / read by Narmadha-83
Just keep it still back there, lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.
#qt0463602 / read by Narmadha-83
And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know.
#qt0463601-2 / read by Shriram-60
So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd.
#qt0463601-1 / read by Teja-84
Where's my goddamn checkbook? Let's get this over with.
#qt0463597-3 / read by Narmadha-83
One hundred... You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... fucking liar.
#qt0463597-2 / NSFW / read by Teja-84
But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.
#qt0463597-1 / read by Teja-84
Here's your four dollars, you pathetic piece of shit!
#qt0463596-4 / read by Narmadha-83
King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate here!
#qt0463596-3 / read by Narmadha-83
I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform, huh buddy?
#qt0463596-2 / NSFW / read by Teja-84
There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
#qt0463596-1 / read by Shriram-60
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.
#qt0463595 / read by Narmadha-83
Mind if I sit down? I'm carrying quite a load here.
#qt0463594 / read by Shriram-60
How was everything today?
#qt0463590 / read by Narmadha-83
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
#qt0463589 / read by Narmadha-83
Yeah yeah Jesus, I'm sayin' we can... stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?
#qt0463588-3 / read by Subhajit-81
Oh, come on, man! Okay, here's an idea: we can stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Whaddya think?
#qt0463588-2 / read by Narmadha-83
What... are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more fuckin' pancakes, c'mon.
#qt0463588-1 / NSFW / read by Teja-84
Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.
#qt0463582-2 / read by Shriram-60
Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
#qt0463582-1 / NSFW / read by Narmadha-83
I'm... I'm not arguing here! I'm cooperating. So there's no need to... we're doin' all we can here.
#qt0463580-5 / read by Subhajit-81
Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I'm just doing my job here.
#qt0463580-4 / read by Shriram-60
Ma'am, I answered your question! I answered the darned... I'm cooperatin' here!
#qt0463580-3 / read by Shriram-60
Okay! But are ya sure? 'Cause I mean, how do you know? Do you do a count, or what kind of a routine do you have here?
#qt0463580-2 / read by Narmadha-83
I told ya. We haven't had any vehicles go missing.
#qt0463580-1 / read by Narmadha-83
Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to _J3L2404_ ?
#qt0463579 / read by Shuja-34
These guys here. These guys. It's always the same! It's always more!
#qt0463578-5 / read by Shriram-60
And .. here you are and you're wasting my time and my wife's time, and I'm paying nineteen-five for this vehicle here!
#qt0463578-4 / read by Teja-84
You called me 20 minutes ago and said you had it ready to make delivery!
#qt0463578-3 / read by Shriram-60
You're sitting there. You're talking in circles. You're talking like we didn't go over this already.
#qt0463578-2 / read by Teja-84
We sat right here, in this room, and went over this and over this.
#qt0463578-1 / read by Shriram-60
I'll fix you some eggs.
#qt0463575 / read by Shriram-60