Despicable Me 2010
Ah, I'm so proud of you, son. You turned out to be a great parent. Just like me.
#qt5663247 / read by Anagha-10
Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?
#qt5181081 / read by Anagha-10
I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!
#qt3428285-1 / read by Akanksha-14
Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?
#qt3428285 / read by Anagha-10
And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn.
#qt3348419-3 / read by Anagha-10
And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains!
#qt3348419-2 / read by Anagha-10
And please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.
#qt3348419-1 / read by Anagha-10
So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them.
#qt3347247 / read by Anagha-10
I don't think he's a dentist.
#qt3347173 / read by Anagha-10
Now, go clean something of mine.
#qt3338178 / read by Akanksha-14
He is gonna kick your butt.
#qt3337865-2 / read by Anagha-10
Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
#qt3337865-1 / read by Anagha-10
I bet their house is made of gummy bears! I'm just saying it'd be nice.
#qt3337832-2 / read by Akanksha-14
I bet the mom is beautiful! I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle!
#qt3337832-1 / read by Anagha-10
Hmm, I think I can live with that.
#qt3336953-2 / read by Akanksha-14
Just so you know, you're never going to be my dad.
#qt3336953-1 / read by Akanksha-14
In terms of money, we have no money.
#qt2904010 / read by Anagha-10
Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
#qt2104389 / read by VIVEK-96
Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT!
#qt1658548-2 / read by Akanksha-14
Do you know where the shrink ray is?
#qt1658548-1 / read by Shriram-60
Just don't come out of that room again!
#qt1656776-2 / read by Shriram-60
Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?
#qt1656776-1 / read by VIVEK-96
Assemble the minions!
#qt1614058 / read by Shriram-60
He punched my shark!
#qt1510752 / read by Shriram-60
Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer.
#qt1510751 / read by VIVEK-96
It poked a hole in my juice box.
#qt1510750-2 / read by Akanksha-14
No, no! Stay away from there! It's fragile!
#qt1510750-1 / read by VIVEK-96
Kyle. These are not treats. These are guests!
#qt1510749 / read by Akanksha-14
Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
#qt1510748-2 / read by Shriram-60
These aren't pajamas! It's a warm-up suit.
#qt1510748-1 / read by Shriram-60
Somebody's got a frowny face! Ooh. Better luck next time.
#qt1510747-4 / read by VIVEK-96
Do you know what that means, Professor? It means you don't get the unicorn!
#qt1510747-3 / read by Akanksha-14
Well, you see that little spaceship there? You see how it's not knocked over?
#qt1510747-2 / read by VIVEK-96
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What was that? She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes.
#qt1510747-1 / read by VIVEK-96
We've been working on this for a while now. It's an Anti-gravity serum.
#qt1510746 / read by Shriram-60
Just so know, Mom. I'm about to do something. It's very very big. Very important, when you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.
#qt1510745-3 / read by Teja-84
That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who's actually successful?
#qt1510745-2 / read by Akanksha-14
I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid.
#qt1510745-1 / read by VIVEK-96
That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!
#qt1510744-3 / read by Akanksha-14
It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector!
#qt1510744-2 / read by Akanksha-14
I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector.
#qt1510744-1 / read by Shriram-60
Cool, lets go destroy some other games!
#qt1437905 / read by Shriram-60
Look honey, take my picture, I have a pyramid in my hands.
#qt1398322 / read by Shriram-60
He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.
#qt1250327-3 / read by Teja-84
Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry.
#qt1250327-2 / read by Akanksha-14
One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be.
#qt1250327-1 / read by Teja-84
What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
#qt1247152-1 / read by Subhajit-81
I know, I know, and it is the worst mistake I ever made.
#qt1247151 / read by Akanksha-14
Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
#qt1247150 / read by Akanksha-14
Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
#qt1247149 / read by Shriram-60
The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.
#qt1247148-2 / read by Teja-84
Will you read us a bedtime story?
#qt1247148-1 / read by Shriram-60
Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
#qt1247143 / read by Shriram-60
Oh yes, my pinkie promises.
#qt1247142 / read by Shriram-60
Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why are you so... old?
#qt1247141-2 / read by Teja-84
A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
#qt1247141-1 / read by Teja-84
Somebody broke that.
#qt1247140 / read by Shriram-60
When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
#qt1247139 / read by Teja-84
Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
#qt1247138 / read by Teja-84
It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
#qt1247137 / read by Teja-84
I hate that guy.
#qt1247135 / read by Shriram-60
You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?
#qt1247134 / read by Subhajit-81
Goodbye, recorded message.
#qt1243539-3 / read by Subhajit-81
Go away, I'm not home!
#qt1243539-2 / read by Shriram-60
Hello? Cookies for sale!
#qt1243539-1 / read by Subhajit-81
He's scary. Like Santa.
#qt1241435 / read by Teja-84
This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
#qt1235068 / read by Shriram-60
I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.
#qt1235066 / read by Shriram-60
Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.
#qt1234731-2 / read by Teja-84
Are these beds made out of bombs?
#qt1234731-1 / read by Shriram-60
And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary. I didn't like what you said.
#qt1234730-2 / read by Anagha-10
I'm here for the girls. I recieved a call that you wanted to return them.
#qt1234730-1 / read by Subhajit-81
I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
#qt1234724-2 / read by Teja-84
Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
#qt1234724-1 / read by Subhajit-81
Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
#qt1234723-3 / read by Subhajit-81
Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
#qt1234723-2 / read by Subhajit-81
Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
#qt1234723-1 / read by Anagha-10
You got to be pulling on my leg!
#qt1234722 / read by Anagha-10
That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...
#qt1233039 / read by Shriram-60
Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go.
#qt1231827-2 / read by Subhajit-81
Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
#qt1231827-1 / read by Anagha-10
Do I look like I speak Spanish?
#qt1228394-2 / read by Shriram-60
You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
#qt1228394-1 / read by Subhajit-81
Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell.
#qt1223661 / read by Subhajit-81
Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
#qt1214387-2 / read by Anagha-10
And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered.
#qt1214387-1 / read by Subhajit-81
And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back, and I will be the greatest villain of all time!
#qt1139321-3 / read by Anagha-10
And once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the TRUE crime of the century!
#qt1139321-2 / read by Subhajit-81
We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab.
#qt1139321-1 / read by Subhajit-81
Okay, don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right...? Agnes?
#qt1139319-4 / read by Anagha-10
Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
#qt1139319-3 / read by Anagha-10
Okay, rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working.
#qt1139319-2 / read by Subhajit-81
Clearly we need to set some rules. Rule number one: You will not touch *anything*.
#qt1139319-1 / read by Anagha-10
We stole the Statue of Liberty...! I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.
#qt1139318 / read by Anagha-10
We have to warn him, and FAST!
#qt1139304 / read by Subhajit-81