Analyse This 1999
You know what I do when I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.
Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?
#d894732c / read by Saikumar-90
Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.
#d7506824 / read by Saikumar-90
What happened with your wife last night?
#d68b05d3 / read by Saikumar-90
Which thing are you talking about? The first thing or the second thing?
Nah, you start with the pills, the next thing you know you're putting in hydraulics.
Hey, they were trying to make a point.
#caabe690 / read by Saikumar-90
Should I take it off the internet?
#bc8a9b16 / read by Saikumar-90
Well, what I think you should do... is stop whining about this pathetic loser.
I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT!...
I don't even get the paper.
#7ccfed70 / read by Shriram-60
I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
#76174340 / read by Saikumar-90
There may have been some unresolved Oedipal conflict.
#75f3be25 / read by Saikumar-90
The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes!
You're turning me down?
#6dd83b89 / read by Shriram-60
Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, they're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that.
I got to wait for the first thing to come through, before I can move on the second thing.
That's it! I am sealing the vent in your room. You cannot listen to my sessions.
What do you think I should do?
#4a3ddf0e / read by Shriram-60
You get a dictionary and find out what this 'closure' is.
#47aa4bd5 / read by Shriram-60
You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning *me* down?
Everybody knows there's been this thing between me and Paul Vitti for a long time.
Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
#413c8e9f / read by Saikumar-90
So why are you telling me?
#3f574a56 / read by Shriram-60
Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti!
Why am I telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it, huh? You don't know... what?
Well, you said you were fighting.
#2448326b-a / read by Shriram-60
Well, you said you were fighting.
#2448326b-b / read by Varsha-55
I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick.
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
A bran muffin in the morning would help that...
#03a2b00c / read by Shriram-60