Accepted 2006
I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
#fe3595c5 / read by Shriram-60
But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing.
#fdb2a8e6 / read by Shriram-60
I don't give a shit. Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real.
The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.
An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
#f1d68727 / read by Shriram-60
Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit.
#ede0e960 / read by Shriram-60
Rejection. That's what makes a college great.
#ecd03a72 / read by Shriram-60
Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... frigging hot dog suit?
#eb30becc / read by Shriram-60
I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!
#e6b368b4 / read by Shriram-60
'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it.
.. 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us.
Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds.
It was a metaphor.
#d5d81053 / read by Shriram-60
You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B.
#d5b54410 / read by Shriram-60
.. and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place ..
You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!
You get bit in the ass.
#c9611d64 / read by Shriram-60
'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn.
I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces ..
#c65cdd3c / read by Shriram-60
Keep your voices down, people are playing.
#c0926c28 / read by Shriram-60
Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way.
.. just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact!
You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?
#aaf4c967 / read by Shriram-60
.. and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are ..
Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me ..
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life ..
.. maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world.
Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.
#9c52fd74 / read by Sreekanth-08
Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.
#9c52fd74-a / read by Subhajit-81
When I got accepted here, it was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me!
But then I realized, I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen?
.. my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down.
#8b146ad7 / read by Shriram-60
I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.
#89dd684a / read by Shriram-60
.. college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood...
Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity?
Life was full of possibilities, and isn't that what you ultimately want for us?
Schrader, you were afraid when you're tooth fell out because you were terrified of the Tooth Fairy.
Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!
#6d7ac632 / read by Sreekanth-08
You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?
#6bf041e8 / read by Subhajit-81
So you're saying... you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?
#6a31d3a7 / read by Sreekanth-08
And they all paid first semester's tuition?
#669c4f92 / read by Shriram-60
This kitchen is bitchin.
#65d6259c / read by Subhajit-81
I did send in my resignation in a rather unorthodox fashion.
#6534473a / read by Sreekanth-08
I did send in my resignation in a rather unorthodox fashion.
#6534473a-a / read by Subhajit-81
And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did.
But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different?
I got fed up with the education racket. So I quit.
#5cb00235 / read by Sreekanth-08
I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon.
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You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing.
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So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do.
Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no,
#2393416f / read by Subhajit-81
.. and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS!
It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing ..
I didn't want to have anything to do with it.
#1bcfff06 / read by Subhajit-81
Listen, I took another look at that website, what's all this be-what-you-wanna-be-crap?
It's a million dollars, Glen.
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Do me a favor, enjoy your time here.
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Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over?
Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.
Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out.