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I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

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But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing.

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I don't give a shit. Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real.

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You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday.

#f46cb712 / read by Sekul-32

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The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.

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An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

#f1d68727 / read by Shriram-60

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Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit.

#ede0e960 / read by Shriram-60

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Rejection. That's what makes a college great.

#ecd03a72 / read by Shriram-60

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Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... frigging hot dog suit?

#eb30becc / read by Shriram-60

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I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!

#e6b368b4 / read by Shriram-60

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'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it.

#e6abfab7 / read by Musaib-53

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.. 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us.

#dfa10280 / read by Musaib-53

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Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds.

#dd543219 / read by Musaib-53

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_Your_ curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.

#d76c8096 / read by Musaib-53

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It was a metaphor.

#d5d81053 / read by Shriram-60

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You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B.

#d5b54410 / read by Shriram-60

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.. and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place ..

#d3c67cd8 / read by Musaib-53

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You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!

#cb037476 / read by Musaib-53

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You get bit in the ass.

#c9611d64 / read by Shriram-60

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Ask me about my wiener!

#c86cb988 / read by Musaib-53

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'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn.

#c7f2d212 / read by Musaib-53

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I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces ..

#c65cdd3c / read by Shriram-60

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Keep your voices down, people are playing.

#c0926c28 / read by Shriram-60

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Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way.

#bfef1a04 / read by Musaib-53

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Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.

#bf9620d4 / read by Teja-84

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I mean, Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition.

#bf50db0e / read by Teja-84

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I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.

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What about you guys? Did you always want to be school administrators?

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That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling through my shit.

#af13669a / read by Musaib-53

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.. just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact!

#ac4d0275 / read by Teja-84

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.. indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!

#abf1cf01 / read by Teja-84

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You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?

#aaf4c967 / read by Shriram-60

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What is learning? It's paying attention.

#aaa7eac9 / read by Muskan-67

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.. and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are ..

#a876b9f5 / read by Teja-84

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Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me ..

#a6a9a948 / read by Muskan-67

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You've got four years - the best years of your life.

#a55529b8 / read by Teja-84

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Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life ..

#9fa6086c / read by Asfiya-41

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.. maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world.

#9f6f95d6 / read by Musaib-53

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Yeah, you put it as 'one click away'! You don't make it... clickable!

#9d4e38d5 / read by Muskan-67

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Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.

#9c52fd74 / read by Sreekanth-08

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Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college.

#9c52fd74-a / read by Subhajit-81

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When I got accepted here, it was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me!

#9a696e68 / read by Asfiya-41

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But then I realized, I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader to go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.

#99223ffb / read by Asfiya-41

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It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen?

#9747101b / read by Asfiya-41

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.. my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down.

#8b146ad7 / read by Shriram-60

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I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.

#89dd684a / read by Shriram-60

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.. college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood...

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Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity?

#76b84ee9 / read by Asfiya-41

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Life was full of possibilities, and isn't that what you ultimately want for us?

#745799d9 / read by Asfiya-41

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Schrader, you were afraid when you're tooth fell out because you were terrified of the Tooth Fairy.

#706ab91a / read by Brinda-85

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Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!

#6d7ac632 / read by Sreekanth-08

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You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?

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So you're saying... you're saying you want to be a S.H.I.T. head?

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And they all paid first semester's tuition?

#669c4f92 / read by Shriram-60

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This kitchen is bitchin.

#65d6259c / read by Subhajit-81

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I did send in my resignation in a rather unorthodox fashion.

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I did send in my resignation in a rather unorthodox fashion.

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And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did.

#652acb1e / read by Yukthi-88

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But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different?

#611058b1 / read by Brinda-85

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I got fed up with the education racket. So I quit.

#5cb00235 / read by Sreekanth-08

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I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon.

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It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally!

#4f44d750 / read by Brinda-85

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You said you didn't wanna be a part of this thing.

#4be2d006 / read by Sreekanth-08

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So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do.

#4b5a6204 / read by Brinda-85

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Remember that time we had to steal my mom's birth control pills?

#4b1c295d / read by Brinda-85

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It was your idea to put 'acceptance is just one click away'

#32bef382 / read by Asfiya-41

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I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. Dad, especially to you.

#2a902183 / read by Brinda-85

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Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no,

#2393416f / read by Subhajit-81

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.. and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS!

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It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing ..

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Well, what about you parents? Did the system really work out for you?

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Yeah, well, technically, he was fired.

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I didn't want to have anything to do with it.

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Listen, I took another look at that website, what's all this be-what-you-wanna-be-crap?

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It's a million dollars, Glen.

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Do me a favor, enjoy your time here.

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Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over?

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Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.

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He's a drunk, he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes!

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Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out.

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Why do we have to conform to what you want?

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