Lines read by: Saradha-18
Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
- ff9db09b — My wife is dead? High five!
- fcdbb8f4 — It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
- fa17ec1f — Hey look who has an embassy here.
- fa014661 — He means a car that women like.
- f6a21811 — Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
- f5385d3a — Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium.
- ee5de483 — This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen.
- c0bf501c — Fifty-two thousand.
- c0a10376 — If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
- af64003c — My country send me to United States to make movie-film.
Dirty Grandpa (2016)
The Parent Trap (1998)
- ef254821-38 — His and hers kids.
- ed70a88a-50 — Ladies, it's time to break up this little love fest.
- ec3298ec-62 — Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.
- e1ccbbe1-92 — .. I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad so, so we sort of just switched lives.
- e0f43dfa-104 — I agree, it totally sucks.
- d54f6628-116 — Sweetheart what has gotten into you?
- c5c9478d-158 — That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!
- c3d6dcdd-170 — Don't look at me. I don't know a thing.
- aa300ae5-218 — I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!
Top Gun (1986)
- a51fb886 — The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.
- a27ea570 — Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
- 9fa693f1 — Good, Tom. This is Pete Mitchell. Tom Kazansky.
- 9c6adbd8 — No, no, no, no. There's two 'Os' in Goose, boys.
- 96856422 — Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
- 956b80bd — Congratulations on Top Gun.
- 891c62cb — Because I was inverted.
- 85491f3c — I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose.
- 74e80420 — Right up to the part where you got killed.
- 64439b5d — Standby, Viper's coming down.
Analyse This (1999)
The Mist (2007)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Mars Attacks (1996)
88 Minutes (2007)
Curse of Chucky (2013)
The Brave One (2007)
Orphan (2009)
When Harry met Sally (1989)
Desperado (1995)
I Love You, Man (2009)
Pitch Black (2000)
Blade (1998)
Turistas (2006)
The Shape of Water (2017)
Hard Candy (2005)
- d06cf947 — You're getting yourself in terrible trouble.
- 9de55b0a — This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick.
- 719bde74 — Well, if Denise was here right now, what would you say?
- 6eb08f09 — Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid.
- 6d7dca01 — Honors student, remember?
- 6b981d4a — Yeah. You might. You might get jail time.
- 60af246d — Torture? Is this torture to you?
- 5cd5efed — I go back and forth on that...
- 5434ee52 — I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. That'd be interesting.
- 4d031210 — Go ahead. Ask these models. Call them; they'll tell you.
- 4bc1f9d4 — You're a headline waiting to happen.
- 4b0c5a3d — Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?
- 4ad70b65 — I thought about selling them on eBay.
The Happening (2008)
- bc262ee5 — Don't take my daughter's hand unless you mean it.
- 9214a4e2 — Can you believe how crappy people are?
- 78eb4c42 — Planning on stealing something?
- 7527523b — OK babies, we are going to be going, but we will be back soon, OK?
- 7004b840 — Okay, I was going to tell you, okay?
- 6e062f6a — The event must've ended before we went out today.
- 6a2b7e0c — You know hot dogs get a bad rap?
- 698ed5bf — Hello. My name is Elliot Moore.
- 60070eb9 — Plan on murdering me in my sleep?
- 5e92e514 — I forgot where I am.
- 5b04cae1 — Smaller and smaller populations have been setting this off.
- 5a78d43a — Why are you eyeing my lemon drink?
- 425db14f — Open the door bitch!
- 38f054e5 — All right, be scientific, douchebag.
- 20fb5cdf — No, ma'am, we're not.
The Thin Red Line (1998)
Ronin (1998)
On the Road (2012)
What Maisie Knew (2012)
Room (2015)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Taken (2008)
Blended (2014)
Outbreak (1995)
Passengers (2016)
- fe4e8d81 — And when are all the passengers supposed to wake up?
- fbcbaf8c — Good morning, James. How are you feeling?
- f83cc8f7 — Say you were trapped on a desert island, and you had the power to wish somebody there with you.
- f2244be6 — I laughed at a man with no pants, until I realized I have no legs.
- eefbb072 — I went shoplifting.
- eb73eba9 — Arn't you going to ask for my ID, I might not be old enough to drink.
- e5fbfb62 — You two look fine this evening.
Up in the Air (2009)
- fcab54dc — That's kind of like firing someone over the Internet.
- fb5b9709 — Protocol's always tricky.
- fb37185b — All those negotiations and arguments, and secrets and compromises.
- f96ae46d — Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em.
- f7e59ee7 — Sometimes it feels like, no matter how much success I have, it's not gonna matter until I find the right guy.
- f448f289 — Only this time, I want you to fill it with people.
- f4131ace — I'm sorry I ruined your evening but you could've seriously screwed things up for me.
- ee04a4c4 — Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one.
- e5f39fbf — Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and they're fun.
- de2d9ce8 — I'm sorry what I said about Alex that was out of line.
- d9c7c3af — Our business expense allots forty dollars each for dinner. I plan on grabbing as many miles as I can.
- cd157d93 — I don't want to say anything that is anti-feminist. I really appreciate everything that your generation did for me.
Instant Family (2018)
- fa2d17fd — I beg to differ.
- eccec742 — You hit me because I like the Clippers!
- e5cbdd00 — Really small for her age too, maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something?
- e38b0ae8 — We might have a little bit of knack for this.
- d3d00842 — You pushed us into some next-level shit!
- b60865c5 — Did you meet any kids that you're curious about?
Cindrella (2021)
Ready or Not (2019)
Lady Bird (2017)
- f8b9799d — Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere.
- d2040dfa — Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet.
- c97bbb94 — Sorry. I... that was an exaggeration.
- c560ad8d — What if this is the best version?
- c43cd445 — Why can't you say I look nice?
- c2b1f3ed — I didn't know if you were tired.
- be1ddba2 — I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that.
- b59f03f1 — We don't need to buy that.
- b2225d28 — I think it's a little upsetting.
- a4ccbcb4 — Well it's nice to make things neat and clean. You ready to go home?
- a1f49b2b — Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers too.
- 9b95d323 — Some people aren't built happy, you know.
- 9685276e — The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
- 9546de7c — The government didn't have to put tracking devices on us.
- 8d1ac7f5 — You clearly love Sacramento.
The Abyss (1989)
- 89edad12 — Bud! Do you hear me?
- 73457d26 — We have no way of warning the surface.
- 6da9c4a2 — Oh Bud you're not alone... Oh, God.
- 667cd018 — Huh. Damn rat's breathing that shit.
- 48610bd9 — It's classified.
- 31b88cb4 — The M.I.R.V. is a tactical nuke.
- 299eda8f — Excuse me. It'll feel a little strange.
- 239456e2 — A lot of people don't appreciate that.
- 1be162c4 — The fluid prevents the larynx from making sound.
- 11b67b7b — You need me.
Super Size Me (2004)
- fe82798a — On television, on the commercials.
- f600539e — Who needs 42 ounces of Coke?
- f0325360 — But the scary part is: there are people who eat this food regularly.
- ee4c68fd — We called 100 nutritionists all over America.
- e6208a9d — I'm feeling a little McCrazy.
- e0ecd622 — I'm not kidding. 72% of the people who eat at McDonald's are heavy users.
- d0efa5be — But if you decide to keep living this way, go ahead.
- cc057bb5 — You'll not talk to anybody and you'll like it that way.
- c86dc4ca — McDonald, Ronald McDonald.
- b3142202 — McDonald's joined right in, sponsoring events that showed how health-conscious they've become, and creating a new line of premium salads.
- 8e511342 — If this ever-growing paradigm is going to shift, it's up to you.
- 8b17b75c — Some people even eat it every day.
- 86c5e9a4 — No wonder all this stuff happened to you.
- 5b4401e0 — We're part of the problem, and we also are part of the solution.
- 43b69bc2 — You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache.
Ingrid goes West (2017)
Notting Hill (1999)
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Contagian (2011)
Hachi - A Dog's Tale (2009)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
The Woman in the Window (2021)
Chef (2014)
- f5d1b882 — When I found out you better grab your ankles!
- f1edc906 — All right? 'Cause this shit's good. Delicious.
- ed727f61 — Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
- e102adfd — Are you sure? Is this beer?
- ddc8a81c — You're not getting to me. I'm not needy!
- d490a6a4 — It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
- cf032318 — You know how hard I work for this shit?
- aecf0ba2 — Oh, good. What does it mean?
- a277c75f — Okay. So, what do you want your username to be?
- 99ba4096 — No! You'd burn the place to the fucking ground.
- 99141d08 — Here you go, little man.
- 954c82e7 — It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
- 954c2869 — Are you kidding me, I buy ink by the barrel, buddy.
- 8bffe20a — I'm 10, I can't have beer.
- 665756ba — More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off.
Extraction (2020)
House of Gucci (2022)
Brave (2012)
Inside Man (2010)
Hustle (2022)
Coda (2021)
Con Air (1997)
- fe3ad4fa — Now you're talking semantics.
- fdf57842 — But, I couldn't leave a fallen man behind.
- f4b0a34e — We will shoot the plane down if you do not respond *now*.
- f3df1179 — Likes to brag that he killed more men than cancer.
- f31ecfe2 — Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire.
- dacceb5a — Of course you're having trouble reaching him.
- d8406c0e — Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.
- d52a0e90 — It's got your name written all over it.
- c88a00a6 — What is he, one of these sociology majors who thinks we're responsible for breeding these animals?
- c875e58f — Define irony.
- 828b8b3d — These are interesting facts.
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021)
Spy Kids (2001)
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)
Zoolander (2001)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
- f1a62aa5 — I ran all the way here from the police station.
- f0505411 — This part of my life... this part right here? This is called 'happyness.'
- ebb5817f — I was not aware of that. My circumstances have changed some.
- e25010b3 — And what does possibly mean?
- dbf2f1af — The next day, after work, we just went to the beach.
Julie & Julia (2009)
- 5d637d83 — Oh, maybe the eggs aren't fresh. Julia says the eggs have to be fresh.
- 5336ba19 — Someone is going to publish your book.
- 513ed0f9 — What's for dinner?
- 4f96f897 — What is marshmallow fluff?
- 4ea2cc56 — I am not enthusiastic about this marriage.
- 4bc8bdea — I had such a horrible time converting these recipes from the metric system.
- 461e465f — The Julia Child in your head is perfect.
- 174930e0 — But I was deeply wrong.
- 1227a765 — Well, you weren't very enthusiastic about ours, either.
- 010dfc66 — Someone is going to read your book, and realize what you've done.
The Boy (2016)
Love and Monsters (2020)
The Karate Kid (2010)
Accepted (2006)
Children of Men (2006)
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Speed (1994)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Tangled (2010)
Lost in Translation (2003)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Up (2010)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Eat Pray Love (2010)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
The Lego Movie (2014)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bourne Identity (2002)
Lord of War (2005)
Nightcrawler (2014)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Midsommar (2019)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Paul Blart (2009)
- f4ba20f7 — Peanut Blart and jelly!
- ecfebdad — Safety never takes a holiday.
- dc29cd0f — Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.
- d681c341 — No one wins with a headbutt.
- 9eb6b004 — I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out.
- 731b2ba4 — Alright you have all completed the written exam, however, you must now pass the obsticle coarse to be admitted into the training program.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Green Book (2018)
Office Space (1999)
Batman Begins (2005)
The Notebook (2004)
Dune (2021)
Into the Wild (2007)
The Pianist (2002)
Jaws (1972)
Psycho (1960)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Get Out (2017)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Despicable Me (2010)
The Shining (1980)
Rear Window (1954)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
Blade Runner (1982)
300 (2006)
The Martian (2015)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
Truman Show (1998)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Zombieland (2009)
Whiplash (2014)
Encanto (2021)
Inside Out (2015)
Almost Famous (2000)
Soul (2020)
A Star Is Born (2018)
Casino Royale (2006)
Don't Look Up (2021)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Braveheart (1996)
Gone Girl (2014)
Arrival (2016)
Memento (2000)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Shutter Island (2010)
The Gentlemen (2019)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Social Network (2010)
Stardust (2007)
Fargo (1996)
Scarface (1983)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Gladiator (2000)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Iron Man (2008)
Forrest Gump (1994)
The Artist (2011)
Goodwill Hunting (1997)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
The Big Short (2015)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Back to the Future (1985)
Avatar (2009)
LA Confidential (1997)
Green Mile (1999)
Fight Club (1999)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Inception (2010)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Joker (2019)
Little Women (2019)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Dark Knight (2008)
Die Hard (1988)
American Beauty (1999)
Godfather (1972)
Home Alone (1990)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Interstellar (2014)
Knives Out (2019)
Matrix (1999)
Parasite (2019)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Titanic (1997)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)